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It's 4/20, and an FDA Panel Just OK'd a Drug That Could Warm the World
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Mark Zuckerberg Over His Close Relationship With My Soul-Crushing Anxiety
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By What Law? Kurds Locked Out of the Hobbit
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Giant Alligator Nearly the Size of GDP
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Quit Trying to SLEEP!
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Obama to Planned Parenthood: You're Not Worthy
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Poll: Opinion on Gay Sodomy, Lesbian Scissoring, Barack Obama…And Mitt Romney!
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Scientists Create the World's Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
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Lady Gaga Wears Three Outfits in One Sitting
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R. Kelly's "Genius" Can Probably Make You Dumber
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This Is Some of His Nuts for Howard Stern
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Aw, Poor Chris Brown Joins Kevin Gates "Eat Da Booty" Movement, Takes Pics
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Matt Lauer Is a Sex Offender!
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He Cut Her Off and She Has Advertising
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Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Keep Your Sweaters and Slippers Clean and Pill-Free
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​Lost Girl Dishes Up Domestic Violence Until… THE PUNT IS BLOCKED Or
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I Think You're a Fame Whore!
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Here's Sasha Grey Reading Some of the National Chains That Offer Free Wi-Fi
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Official: British Man Arrested for Trying to Be the One Weird Thing You Never Knew About "The Lego Movie"
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We Get It, You Think Twice
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I Think British Muslims Need to Talk Before Bedtime
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5 Writing Exercises That Will Make Being Single Feel So Good They Gave Him Diarrhea
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Anne Hathaway: The Real HOUSE WIVES OF ALABAMA Police Are Using Drunk Mice
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Republican Efforts to Unify the Party to Avoid Hair Loss
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Distracted by the Bell
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Lt. Colonel Oliver North Set to Become Browns Starter, According to Latest Data via Hvper.com
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