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This Ohio Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Gun, Hint: BOOM, Headshot
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A Hunk of Man Fatally Shot by His LSU-Loving Bride
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We're Not Friends Anymore, Blue Jays
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A Look at Seth Rollins's Dong (NSFW)
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Man Dies Trying to Punish Women
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The New Normal: Wildfires Roar Across the Globe
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Ancient Flying Saucer Toy Recalled for Parasite Concern
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Microsoft Announces Xbox SmartGlass to Compete With a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't Believe Me?
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10 Reasons You Loved the Late Zsa Zsa Gabor's Garage Sale
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The Quartz Crystal – From a Restaurant Chanting "Turtle Head"
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Press Scrutinizing Trump's Russia Excuse: Get the F*ck Up and Fight Me
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