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Hillary Clinton: I'm Ready to "leave the Planet"
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Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
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At Last, a Loaf of Bread!
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her 100th Birthday
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Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself
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Trump Promotes the Outlandish Claim That 2+2=5
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon
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Pikachu Is on Fire!!!
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