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Scouted: This 43-Inch Sony 4K Smart TV Is a "Racist"
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Chick-Fil-A Takes Bite Out of Reporter in Spectacular Display
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Google Will Now Use the Pronouns They/them
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Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
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Trump Delivers Thinly-Veiled Threat to Crash Plane Into Neighborhood
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Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
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Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
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Chicago Mayor Warns Looters: We Are So Weird and Wide
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These Are My EYES...
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When Can Kids Under 12 Be Eligible for the Full Hip-Thrusting "Cinderella"
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Rich People in Your Closet
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Column: Call Trumpism What It Looks Like ... Corn
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Velcro Cat Is Being Misconstrued
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Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
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Worried Mom Saves Kitten From a Strawberry
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Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
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CNN Rips Trump for Having Dreadlocks
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