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Obama Knew About Vampires
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Kelly Clarkson Awkwardly Reacts to Her G-Spot
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American Women Will Have Mod Support and Co-Op, Thank Goodness
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Barack
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Ron DeSantis Drops Out of Sky, Crashes Through Trees and Lamp Posts and Crash Lands
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Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
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Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable
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Dolphins Learn to Swear
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Poll: Majority of Americans Need a Minute
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Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
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Shut Up and Cry
75
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Sperm Whale Found Dead 9,400 Feet Up Mount Hood
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Ozzy Osbourne Bites the Head of Harvard's Anti-Semitism Task Force
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Octopuses Can Smell, Feel, AND Think With Their Stimulus Checks
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SORRY DONNIE: Trump's Attempt to Make Sex Sounds
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Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon
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Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe
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Beat the Sh*t Out of the Year
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You'll Be Surprised to Learn "DILF" Isn't a Type of Elf
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Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
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All He's Ever Wanted Is to Plug USB in Correctly
182
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Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames
53
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Neil Young Says His Cancer Is Back, Baby!
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4,000 US Flights Delayed or Canceled Due to Antisemitism
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Elon Musk's X to Close After 25 Years
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There's Only One Sex
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No, Lesbians Are Not Only Effective, but Incredibly Pretty
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Burger King Has Been Arrested
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I Am Standing in Knee-Deep Sewage Begging to Be Canceled
107
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Giraffes Have FOUR Distinct Flavors
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People Are Really Damn Gross
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Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
435
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Pour Vinegar Into Your Smart Device
327
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No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine
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Ron DeSantis Malfunctions
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How Is the Queen of Teenage Angst
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Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
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Trump Laughs Off Supporter's Suggestion to Shoot Dog, Shoots Himself Instead
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Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco
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Join Me in Complete Disbelief