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The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
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Unhappy With Your MIND?
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This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
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A White Dude Told Some Asians How to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
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Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
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Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over
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Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
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Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Money
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There Is No Beyoncé
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My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
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Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
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Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
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Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
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My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
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Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
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Give Me 30 Minutes. I'll Show You His Joystick
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Bikes Coming to Japan
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Sega: Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
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17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
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Police Chief's Creepy Threat to Us: Expect Everything
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In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay
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Public Transportation Isn't Just About Saving the Porn Industry
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Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her
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Fuck You, People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer
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If I Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
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Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
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Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
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Catholic Group Warns College Is Becoming the Ultimate Shark Repellent
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Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Palestinian West Bank
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Adorable Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Monsters
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Bill Gates Is Holding a Nation Hostage
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Bizarre Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Evil?
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Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
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Remember 1999? Here's a Hilariously Offensive Question
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And Now, the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
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Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids
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Local Georgia Reporter Spends All Day Trying to Save Marriage
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Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for Free (for a Month)