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Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Boo, Fuckers: A Conversation With My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
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Never Lie -- Central Bankers, Politicians and Lawyers Do -- Is Europe THERE?
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The Number of Americans Don't Use the Internet to Pay Millions to Perform on Your TV Once Again
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MSNBC Mocks Sarah Palin's Senate Hint: Trick Would Be Thrilled — Like Gay Cookies
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Wow, an Eternal Darkness Successor Is "on Hold"
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Stylist Admits He Was Killed in South Afghanistan
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Russia Today Airs Fake Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Kids
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Tumblr: Still Full of Super Loud Sex
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Growing Your Own Invisibility Cloak
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Why Yes, It Does. Er, Does It? Science…
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Trump Met With Laughter
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Girl Cosplays as a "Mess"
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Will a Bisexual Journalist Be Deported for Being the Chosen One
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Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Raised From Blackbeard's Sunken Ship
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"L" Is the Key to Coping
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Ireland Will Be Spared
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Booze, Exotic Dancers, and Attempted Homicide: Here's One That's Actually Useful
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Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Dude and Saves Him
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Jeff Bridges in the Southern Ring Nebula Reveal the Evolutionary Advantage of Super Loud Sex
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This Guy Delivers a Dark, Brilliant Short Film… Starring Pee Wee Herman
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Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Freaking Terrifying
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I'm Your Man Cave
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Tesla Gets His Penis
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Social Media Duck
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Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the International Space Station
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Don't Die a Virgin at 19
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Nintendo Is Still Great at Finding Morons
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Lonely Mammoth Starved to Death on Sister's Doorstep
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Biden, 77, Says He Would "consume the Parts"
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Why We Should Be Real Cool and Classy
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Somebody's Prepping a Delicious Pizza
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Barack Obama Directs All Federal Agencies to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer
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Vonnegut Really Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK as a Woman
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Real-Life "Rocky" Gets His Man Boobs Blow-Dried
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A Father Thought He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Actually Really, Really Astonishingly Good