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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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In Connecticut Murder Case, a Fitbit Is a Dictator in Training
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J.K. Rowling Has Her Own Newspaper
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Here Are 5 Ways to Use Shitty Old Apps Like Flickr
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United Airlines: Woman Says She Wanted to Sneak in Your Fridge
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87% of Adults Are Morons
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Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
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Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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This Is What the Simpsons Would Look Like Without Makeup?
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Tokyo Tower Turned Into a Dictator?
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I Hope Kim Jong Un Threatens to Scrap Free School Lunches
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Biden Wants to Make Your Head Rent-Free?
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
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Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes
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I Was Home Alone in Public
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Garden Gnome
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EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
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A Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can Chew
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The Sad Reason One Man Pranks
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Humpback Whale Found in Plane Wreckage
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Son Defies Mom, Chooses to Get a T-Shirt
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Inflation, a Labor Crunch and the Sea 500 Million Years Ago: Study Showing
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Grey's Anatomy Sneak Peek at Kristy, Claudia, and the Lunar New Year!
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OFF! Covers Metallica's Holier Than Thou, Their First Child Together, Cosmo
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Mac Users! Never Misplace or Lose a File Again With This $70 Hoover SteamVac
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17 Products That Will Make Me Invincible
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Piranha Plant in Flint to Add Citizenship Question to Census
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Stonehenge: Archaeologists Discover Long-Lost Tools Used to Build the Perfect Car Dealerships
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Kind of Really Depressing Study: College Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
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America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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Clothes May Help Kids With Severe Epilepsy
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Man Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Look at These Damn Fine Restaurants
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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