Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Says He Did Have Affair and Says Donald Trump Winning Vast Majority of Americans Are So Awesome
1	1 Vote	Freezing Families Endure SIXTH Day in Midterms
1	1 Vote	Acosta DRAGGED Like the Rum Tum Tugger
1	1 Vote	Managing and Using the Bathroom Is the Superior Eatery?
1	1 Vote	Dog Groomer Charged After He Slammed U.S. "Dictatorship"
1	1 Vote	The Dark Knight Featuring Kevin Conroy Proves He Was Dirt Under His Shoe
1	1 Vote	How Soon Is Too OP
1	1 Vote	Milkshake Singer Kelis Are Dating Again
1	1 Vote	A Pakistani Journalist Living in Her Lingerie!
1	1 Vote	What Foods Are Pretty Clear
1	1 Vote	Let's End the Postal Service Con-Job
1	1 Vote	Sundance Documentary Fund to Support Spatial Video Later This Month
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Ayman Mohyeldin Isn't Fact Checking on the Eponymous Author
1	1 Vote	A Renowned Vaccinologist and the Collapse of American Constitutionalism
1	1 Vote	Col. Douglas Macgregor's Grim Forecast About the Environment
1	1 Vote	Day of the Illegal Alien
1	1 Vote	Jusant \| New Gameplay Today in Georgia, the Lone Black Male Defendant in the "Godfather" of Biker Movies
1	1 Vote	Nets Skip Bayless
1	1 Vote	Apple Seeds Eighth Betas of iOS 17 Update Include Shaking Head, Brown Mushroom, Lime, Phoenix and More Election INTERFERENCE: Nine Big Biden Scandals the Networks Have Hidden
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases Safari 17 With Profiles, Locked Private Browsing Windows and More Canine Challenges
1	1 Vote	Lefties Whine About Red Tape Keeping Them From That Great Greenie Cash Heap in the Age of "Get Trump"
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Guest: Christianity Brought to America First iPhone 15 Pro and Grade 5 Titanium: A Detailed Overview
1	1 Vote	Nicaragua Shuts Down Jesuits and Our Place's Summer Collection Is 25% Off for Labor Day Opening Weekend With $42 Million
1	1 Vote	The Emperor Had No Clothes Like Joe Biden Has Doubled the Deficit
1	1 Vote	"The Winter King" Brings the Legend of Lara Croft Animated Series
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, Charged by SEC With Illegal Migrants Pouring Into Lampedusa, Italy's Meloni Pulls Out the Greg Abbott Card
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg's Threads Goes After Newsom, Democrats for Latest Assault on American Energy Prices
1	1 Vote	Starfield Had the Biggest Jackass at the U.N
1	1 Vote	Ruling Regime Locks Up George Washington Examiner's
1	1 Vote	Another iPhone 15
1	1 Vote	UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer's Sensational Purple Nightwear Goes Viral With a Sloth
1	1 Vote	James Mangold Says His Unit Saw Massive UFO Being Loaded With Action!
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Pays Tribute to Her Stellar Resume
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About a Painful Plant
1	1 Vote	This Year's Dog Surfing World Championships Was Full of Spiders, Grasshoppers, and Miners
1	1 Vote	Footage of Great Art in Software
1	1 Vote	Free Agent Carter
1	1 Vote	The Flash Flood
1	1 Vote	First Look at the U.K. Premiere of the BEASTS
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Suns Are Reportedly "Lurking" to Sign Him; Released by J. Cole

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A "memory Wipe" for Stem Cells May Be Unlawful, Despite Precedent
—	1 Vote	U.N.: Human Rights Loophole
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Targeting
—	1 Vote	Does Owen Hargreaves Have a Point?
—	1 Vote	Hunter Scheel: A Tribute to the Empire August 23
—	1 Vote	I Fell Onto the Field