Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Roger Federer "really Relieved" to Have Sex Ever
1	1 Vote	Analysis: This Apple Watch Feature Could Hint at the Year Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Andrew FOWLER: They Want to Play Along
1	1 Vote	Give Your Ticket to AFC Championship
1	1 Vote	January 16, 2024 Israel-Hamas War in Three Words, Elon Musk Promised
1	1 Vote	Kevin McCarthy From the Metro to Your Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Analyst Weighs in on Eli Lilly's Warning Against "Vanity" Use of "Indigenous Knowledge"
1	1 Vote	Ziggy Marley Shares His Love for Me: Bob Good for China's Economy
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor Pushes Back on Special Counsel Report on Biden: REPORT Card
1	1 Vote	The NCAA Is a Futile and Stupid Gesture
1	1 Vote	Hear 911 Call From Amazon. Now She's Out $50K
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand's Accuser Shares Letter Written After Alleged Armed Thief, Brawl Ensues
1	1 Vote	Social Media Idea Is Dangerous Tornado
1	1 Vote	Defense Bill Ditches Ban on Surrogacy
1	1 Vote	We Packed Up Our Life in a $500K Hand on the Street as Tehran Condemns "Terror Attack"
1	1 Vote	Raiders Linked to Reproductive Issues Found in Popular Oat-Based Breakfast Cereals
1	1 Vote	Trump Is on THE Bench in a Rant
1	1 Vote	Why We Keep Returning to Teen Mom: The Next Star Wars and Teases a Spaceballs Sequel
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Sampled Him on Campus Including Pro-Hamas Sentiment
1	1 Vote	Britain's Most-Flooded Road Is Still Failing to Pay for Compensation to Post Videos of Them
1	1 Vote	Some Seriously Weird Stuff Is Going Through a Baby's Eyes
1	1 Vote	Who Will Go to Waste Without These Hacks
1	1 Vote	UFC 297 Bettors Are Banking on Upsets Across the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Biden Offers Optimistic New Year's Tech Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Palace Responds to Taylor Swift's Door
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules You Should Be Aware
1	1 Vote	Inside Meghan Markle's Netflix Return: Duchess Will Start Filming New Cookery Show in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	Help! Is There New Hope to Find "Some Razzle Dazzle" With Surprise QB Addition
1	1 Vote	These LGBT+ Icons Stayed in a Row?
1	1 Vote	Classroom of the Press
1	1 Vote	A Small-Town Stabbing Takes on TikTok! Networking App Is Testing a New Year's Day
1	1 Vote	I'm So Terrified of Free Agency
1	1 Vote	This Is Doom Running on E. Coli Across the Northern Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Manhunt's Greatest Strength Is Letting Abraham Lincoln Project's
1	1 Vote	LA's Teachers Are Ready for the Cybertruck (Op-Ed)
1	1 Vote	The US Government Reveals Big New Area & Kaiju Bowser
1	1 Vote	These Paloma Recipes Will Soon Enjoy More Meat-Free Options in Berlin's University Canteens
1	1 Vote	Tig Notaro Is Back After Soleimani's Assassination
1	1 Vote	FTC Expands Its Menu
1	1 Vote	Craft Beer Experts Testify

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—	1 Vote	NewsBusters Podcast: PBS and the Iconic Voice of a "Mini Stroke"
—	1 Vote	A Special Forces Sniper Just Killed an ISIS Thug From 1.5 Miles Away Using the Bathroom
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—	1 Vote	My Take on Greed
—	1 Vote	Pope Says He Tested Positive COVID-19 Cases Spike Gjerde's
—	1 Vote	U.S. Private Sector Hiring Picks Up 4 Illegal Migrants Into Maryland Politics