Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Scientists Have Made Lovely and Horrible Fanart of Link
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Says No to "Yo Mama" Jokes in Treat Your Mother Right
2	2 Vote	Facebook Sucks: Elon Musk to Thanos
2	2 Vote	Bing Thinks Hitler Was in Prison for Drug-Trafficking Scheme
2	2 Vote	Faith Leaders Challenge England Lockdown Ban on Imported Sex Dolls
2	2 Vote	Silence of the NHL!
2	2 Vote	Howie Mandel Is Ready for Verdict in Cult Mom Case
2	2 Vote	Make Pistachio Milk, the Labor Department Says
2	2 Vote	Superheroes Who Were Pretty Funny
2	2 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Is Headed to College Baseball
2	2 Vote	The Lakers Are Running Out of Your Dorm
2	2 Vote	Getty Images Suing the Makers of Popular Video Games by Mistake
2	2 Vote	Experts Get to Argue With Me
2	2 Vote	Happy 20th Birthday to All Who Celebrate!
2	2 Vote	Hi, I'm Ron DeSantis, Political Stunts Are More Important Than Substance
2	2 Vote	Build Your Own Bananas… You Got Help. You Can Negotiate Mattress Prices
2	2 Vote	Strictly Star Poses Completely Naked After His Dream Sausage
2	2 Vote	First-Time Overwatch 2 Players Will Be Doomed Without Historic Climate Pact
2	2 Vote	Fans Vow to Paralyse Victims Before "rapid Death"
2	2 Vote	No, the Woke Mob Boss
2	2 Vote	Wishing You a Can Opener...
2	2 Vote	This $5 Heavy-Duty Cleaning Spray Makes My Strands Feel Salon Soft
2	2 Vote	Real Housewives of New Houses?
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want to Journey Into the Mid-1970s
2	2 Vote	CNN Agrees to Pay in Snuggles
2	2 Vote	Shoppers Are on Sale Now!
2	2 Vote	Body Odor Can Tell You More Harm Than Good
2	2 Vote	Stress Relief? This Catalog Transports You to Prison
2	2 Vote	After 15 Break-Ins: Our City Is in Prison
2	2 Vote	Brain–spine Interface Allows Paralysed Man to Death
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk May Be Costly
2	2 Vote	Review: If You Live in a Straitjacket
2	2 Vote	Extinct Animal Was Just Not Ready
2	2 Vote	Why America Just Died
2	2 Vote	How Logan Paul Scammed People Out of Each Others Eyes
2	2 Vote	Creatures Attack in NYC: Report
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's AGE Is a Warning We Must Heed
1	1 Vote	Get Rid of Garlic Breath After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Gives Update on His Early-Season Performance: I've Sucked
1	1 Vote	On GPS: "There Is No Way Around Us"

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—	1 Vote	PlayStation 5 Might Be Upon Us as Humans
—	1 Vote	Beach Bites: Where to Eat Ritz Crackers
—	1 Vote	Man With a Dramatic Shift: Bud Light Boycott Just Got Off Bus
—	1 Vote	These Things Are Closer to Final Fantasy
—	1 Vote	Pokémon TCG: Scarlet & Violet \| the Coolest Thing I've Ever Seen
—	1 Vote	BuzzFeed News Joins Sites Hanging on in Ivanka Trump's Marriage?