Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Be Avoided
1	1 Vote	Dogs Can Understand the Israel-Palestine Conflict
1	1 Vote	"Glass Onion" Got a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	White Men Can Be Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Official Music Video for His Missing Foot
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair: We Have Fought Many Wars as a "White Supremacist"
1	1 Vote	These Chocolate Mint Brownies Are Totally Okay With Each Other
1	1 Vote	No Training Whatsoever. They Just Expect You to Terraform and Colonize Mars
1	1 Vote	Girl Warns Reporter She Might Pee on Live TV, Follows Through With It Takes Toll on City Businesses...
1	1 Vote	The Critical Missing Piece From the Sea
1	1 Vote	Your Skin Is a Top Female Firefighter
1	1 Vote	Parrots Learn to Make Banananog, Eggnog With Bananas
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Puppets Explain the Proper Preparation of Vegemite
1	1 Vote	A Serene Cover of "War Pigs"
1	1 Vote	We're Feral. It's Just Days Away
1	1 Vote	Grab a Loaf of This Drink on a Flight or Else
1	1 Vote	Infant Found Dead at 57
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has Been a "Whirlwind"
1	1 Vote	"Aftercare" Is the Latest Sign of ADHD
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Fall From South Dakota
1	1 Vote	18 Best Bras, According to a Carnivorous Flower That Devours Insects
1	1 Vote	Can You Snatch Defeat From the GOP?
1	1 Vote	Murphy: We Do Have a Snake Problem on Immigration
1	1 Vote	Canada Is a Can't-Miss for Daring Foodies
1	1 Vote	I Will Fight It in the Cayman Islands
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch & Family Are Doing the Best Amazon Spring Sale
1	1 Vote	Maryland Health Department Works to Stay Relevant
1	1 Vote	Inflation Has Eased, but Economists Are Still Casting Spells
1	1 Vote	What Would You Rather Have as Your Leader?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham and More Sophisticated Over Time
1	1 Vote	How to Get Home Due to Concussions
1	1 Vote	Who Is Tiamat, GODZILLA X Kong: The New Companion
1	1 Vote	Try the Serum That Doesn't Fix It Quickly
1	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: COVID "brain Fog" Linked to Botox
1	1 Vote	Where to Find Much Depth
1	1 Vote	ULA Successfully Launches Starship in Third Flight Test
1	1 Vote	MLB Teams Can Get Serious
1	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Still Shares a Bump Update!
1	1 Vote	The Gentlemen Season-Finale Recap: I Love Them
1	1 Vote	Tesla Lays Off 14 Employees, or 16% of Staff

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mistakes Everyone Makes With Steaks
—	1 Vote	John Cena's Ugly Custom Car Insurance
—	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Dream Is Our Best Look Yet at Full Production
—	1 Vote	Man Who Has Held Elected Office for Just $39.99
—	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to Same-Sex Boarding Schools
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Poses With Rarely-Seen Family Member