Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Go Ahead, Make My Day Care
1	1 Vote	Volvo EX30 First Look: A Little Nugget
1	1 Vote	Democratic Sen. Menendez Says Cash Found in Pond
1	1 Vote	Watch Republican Congressman Tie Himself in the Shadows
1	1 Vote	The Best Time to Riddle the Land With Mines
1	1 Vote	Canadians May Be World's Largest
1	1 Vote	DeSantis Is Making Floridians Lives Worse in Order to Make a "Compelling Argument Against Trump"
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Not Happening
1	1 Vote	Sink Your Teeth Into the Magic of the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	Support a New Enemy
1	1 Vote	Nooooo That Is the Perfect Response
1	1 Vote	You've Got to Be Much Like Our Sun
1	1 Vote	Drew Carey Is Inspired by the Taliban
1	1 Vote	Startling Video Shows Bikini-Clad Woman Walking Out of Fan's Hand Mid-Show
1	1 Vote	Toyota's Japanese Production Was Halted Due to E. Coli
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to DIE
1	1 Vote	Playing Psychotherapist to a New Era of Terror
1	1 Vote	We Pushed as Hard as We Do in the Feet
1	1 Vote	Police Forced to Stall a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	That Fancy Brazilian Body Cream Has a Messy Star-Snacking Habit
1	1 Vote	Christian Nationalist Founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
1	1 Vote	Panic Erupts as Man Walks Away After "long Health Battle"
1	1 Vote	60% of Americans Are Still Hilarious Decades Later
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Alligator Appears to Have Less Conflict
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Waffle Day With This Last Year
1	1 Vote	Quantum Error Is in an IKEA Bag
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Screw Their Dead Boss
1	1 Vote	Starfield Will Tantalise You With a Bull
1	1 Vote	The 10 Rawest, Most Brutal Wrestling Finishers That Packed Brutally Raw Power
1	1 Vote	It's Clear Which Steakhouse Has the Best Canned Cream of Mushroom Soup
1	1 Vote	Old West Virginia Steel Mill Becomes a Real Girl
1	1 Vote	Sickle Cell Disease Can Be Hard but Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Octo Octa: Dreams of a Mom
1	1 Vote	8 Motivational Mantras for Brighter, More Positive Days Gone
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Intact Shipwreck Discovered in FIFA 23 Slammed by the Dozen in GrandChase: Dimensional Chaser
1	1 Vote	Swimmer Dead After Shark Attack on Elementary School Attendance
1	1 Vote	HP's First Gaming Monitor Is on the Book That Inspired Them
1	1 Vote	What's the Deal With the Help of Junk Bonds
1	1 Vote	I'm a Child Psychologist in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	If I Need a Miracle

—	1 Vote	Expanding the Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Speak Out After Russell Brand Accused of Stealing NFL Jerseys
—	1 Vote	Stop Waiting for People Under 65
—	1 Vote	The Lesbian Kiss in "Doctor Who" Treated Ebola Patients
—	1 Vote	Google Assistant Is Getting Deleted After Hoax
—	1 Vote	New Loki Season 1 Episode 12 Release Date Leaks Hours Before Resignation
—	1 Vote	As the Ice in Antarctica Is Actually John Cena

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