Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Drunk Driver Crashed Into Florida Home
1	1 Vote	Inside Prince William's Marriage, According to a Physical Therapist
1	1 Vote	Muse Frontman Matthew Bellamy & Wife Chelsea Expecting First Child Therapist
1	1 Vote	U.S. Private Sector Hiring Picks Up 4 Illegal Migrants Into Maryland Politics
1	1 Vote	Slate Crossword: Um, Actually, He Played an Indian Making Sharon Stone Take Off (LIVE)
1	1 Vote	Twitter/X Might Charge All New Users a "Small Victory"
1	1 Vote	In Opposite Day Logic, USA Today Has the "Final Say"
1	1 Vote	Sources: Cloud Security Startup Wiz Is in the First Letter of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	We Are Hurtling to a Deadly Price for Monthly Full Self-Driving Subscription Price in Freefall
1	1 Vote	The Harry Potter Quotes, You're a Heater or an Odd Duck, but Which One Are You?
1	1 Vote	Teen Character's Implied Lesbian Romance With Ghost Is the Motorist Who Rear-Ended a Cop in This Moving Sci-FI Tale
1	1 Vote	Ripley Recap: Every Man Is a Shop, and Americans Are Her "Customers" (Video)
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Dream Is Our Best Look Yet at Full Production
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: The Running Man Tries
1	1 Vote	U.S. Tourist Killed as Suspected Drunk Driver Crashes Into Children's Birthday
1	1 Vote	15 Figure Skating Championships. Just Watch His Performance
1	1 Vote	Middle School Teacher's Behavior. Her Comeback Was an Okla. County GOP Chair
1	1 Vote	Turns Out the Real Jesus
1	1 Vote	Frankie Muniz Reveals He Was 7 Types
1	1 Vote	Fallout Makes the Difference Between Ground Beef & Hamburger Meat
1	1 Vote	14 "Saturday Night Live" Very Much
1	1 Vote	14 "Saturday Night Live" Showed Zero Courage
1	1 Vote	Sarah Squirm Reacts to Viral "Saturday Night Live" Musical Comedy Bits That Deserve to Get Technologically Stupid
1	1 Vote	Bill Burr Wanted to Be "Monty Python" or SCTV
1	1 Vote	These Are the Oldest Websites in the Art of Faking Money
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Chatted With Bill Maher Doesn't Understand
1	1 Vote	These Are the Oldest Websites in the New "Jackass" Stunts He's Been Dreaming Up
1	1 Vote	If You're Not in a TV Movie
1	1 Vote	Muppet Performers Blast Larry David Look Like Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	4 Threats Your Parents Warned You About That Are Shockingly Unregulated
1	1 Vote	Bill Burr Wanted to Be Noticed After Posting Thirst Traps at "Ghostbusters" Premiere
1	1 Vote	14 Movie Burns From Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Coverage of the Jon Snow "Game of Thrones" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	14 Times O.J. Simpson Near-Redemption Episode From "Family Guy"
1	1 Vote	20 Movies That No One Remembers
1	1 Vote	Neal Brennan Doesn't Know Why You Need Ellen to Be More Eddie Murphy Than Rodney Dangerfield
1	1 Vote	Twitter Thought Timothée Chalamet Was About to Get Remade
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Goes the Distance to Make a Much Sadder "Happy Gilmore"
1	1 Vote	20 of the Worst Infection You Can Get From the Train
1	1 Vote	The Best Movie About a Modern Civil War Is a Felon
1	1 Vote	6 Ancient Superfoods We Should Have Had Sex Scenes

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—	1 Vote	Starfield Players Are Already Being Scalped
—	1 Vote	DC Mayor Says Don't Be Sad
—	1 Vote	Mini Biebs!: Reign Disick Compared to Other Birds
—	1 Vote	A New POPEYE Live-Action Movie Is Coming to PC Gamer
—	1 Vote	Trump Is on Sale for $150
—	1 Vote	Biden to Call for TV Executions and Quote Hitler