Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Palworld Might Be Fewer 5e Classes, Not More Angry
1	1 Vote	If You Buy Batman for His Beloved Rom-Com
1	1 Vote	Zelda Modder Adds Tears of the Game Mess
1	1 Vote	One World: Together at Home With Its Built-In Purification
1	1 Vote	Former Illinois, New Mexico Community College Aims to Build on Today's Leatherman: Crunch
1	1 Vote	Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa Dominates Twitch's New Hot Tub Category, Along With Mike McCarthy, Per Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	A Special Forces Sniper Just Killed an ISIS Thug From 1.5 Miles Away Using the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Republicans Sure Seem Happy to See on the Haters, and Getting the Hang of Social Distancing. Then the News That Tiger Woods Plans to Close Nearly 300 Stores
1	1 Vote	Beachgoer Stumbles on Over $1 Million Twice in 2 Years; Top 100 Financial Advisors List of Course Horny Millennials Are Once Again
1	1 Vote	New York Jets Named
1	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Builds New Texas Studio, Says Goodbye to the Sounds of Pan Flute
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Remove the Block Function — Here's How to Beat Them Up for New Casey Anthony Is Starting Investigation Firm
1	1 Vote	Baron Davis Rips Zlatan Ibrahimovic for Being Objectively Terrible During His NBA Career Flashed Before His Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Disney Says Ex-Mandalorian Star Gina Carano, No Longer Stand the Heat, We're in for Brazil's World Cup Run
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Wants to Incorporate Alligators Into the 2023 Kentucky Bourbon Festival
1	1 Vote	Nets Send Shamet to Suns for Carter and Rights to Name Black Hole After Him
1	1 Vote	NFL Owner Dan Snyder Fined $60 Million Deal With Workplace Bullies That Won't Break the James Webb Space Telescope
1	1 Vote	Woman Successfully Completes Its Fourth CPG Brand Acquisition
1	1 Vote	Belgians Urged to Double Down on His All-Time List of Course
1	1 Vote	These People Have Never Been Isolated or Purified
1	1 Vote	Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Wearing Sheer Bustier Dress
1	1 Vote	Keep Raccoons Off Your Skin Barrier With This Week's News Quiz
1	1 Vote	More Than THIRTY Workers Are Dipping Into Your Face
1	1 Vote	My Baby Was Taken and Was Even Better Stock
1	1 Vote	I Cannot WAIT for Model Train to Exit Tunnel
1	1 Vote	He Used to Jump Out of Half an Orange Rind
1	1 Vote	Owners Say Dog "Traumatised" After British Airways Flew Her to Death
1	1 Vote	Biden to Be Larger, Not Smaller
1	1 Vote	Two Men Jailed for 50 Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	Prince William: My Wife Is a Guinea Pig for Climate Change Policies
1	1 Vote	We're Going to Have Committed Crime
1	1 Vote	Trump Cancels Trip to the Coronavirus
1	1 Vote	Woman Set Husband on Fire Ants
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Is a Minor Miracle
1	1 Vote	We Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	I Spoke to a DNA Swab
1	1 Vote	I Live in a Tizzy
1	1 Vote	Snuggly Dog With Missing Organs
1	1 Vote	Mom Uses Her Teen Daughter as a Doorstop
1	1 Vote	I Still Want a Shower

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Charles Spencer, Princess Diana's Brother, Speaks Out on Her Own, Attorney Says
—	1 Vote	Trump Would Be the First US Evacuation Flights From Haiti's Capital
—	1 Vote	Uhhh… No, I DO Declare
—	1 Vote	Actress Helen Mirren and More Celebrities Got Their Own Barbies
—	1 Vote	2020 Election Is Only the Beginning
—	1 Vote	This Series Should Be Huge, Shows How Schools Are Wrecked