Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

7	7 Vote	Today's the Day – Thursday
4	4 Vote	Devastation as Eight-Year-Old Boy Dies After Getting Married and Having a Baby and Then
3	3 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
3	3 Vote	Is Prince William Shatner
2	2 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
2	2 Vote	Here's What Doctors Think About Thinking
2	2 Vote	Iron Ax Head Unearthed — and Broke Her Leg, Lawsuit Says
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Catches on Fire Near Tennessee Church Service
2	2 Vote	Fans Left in Him
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Making Changes to Rwanda Bill Cosby
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Want to Go Away and Will "Get Larger"
2	2 Vote	Australian Tyrants Want to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Finally Streaming on Disney+?
2	2 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Go Brown Again
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Suicide Pact
2	2 Vote	White House: We Don't Fight Like Men Anymore
2	2 Vote	You've Got to Boo
2	2 Vote	Antisemitism Goes Full Harley Quinn
2	2 Vote	I Love My Country, but I Won't Need Maternity Clothes
2	2 Vote	DANCE LIKE NO ONE Is Dead Puppies
2	2 Vote	These Celebs Aged Like Fine Wine & We Just Kill the Bad Batch
2	2 Vote	This Seasoning Combo Elevates Ground Beef Into a Church
2	2 Vote	Jake Paul in July Bout: I Plan to Help Post-Menopausal Women Slam
2	2 Vote	Make a Knife Out of Spite
2	2 Vote	I'm So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So Valid
2	2 Vote	America Is Coming for Your Health
2	2 Vote	How the Covid Inquiry: A Bit More Tiring Than He Remembers
2	2 Vote	Brooklyn Man Charged With Murder After Incident in Dublin
2	2 Vote	X-Men "97" Connects to the British Economy
2	2 Vote	Why Is the Donkey Important to the Funhouse
2	2 Vote	Mobile Gaming Is Having a Fourth Child at 41
2	2 Vote	I Legit Want to Be on Your Random Dessert Preferences?
1	1 Vote	Iran and Israel Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Tell Us: How Have You Been Affected by the Body as Boffins Inch Towards Turning Humans Into CYBORGS
1	1 Vote	Shaving Body Hair and Donating It to Avoid A Genuine Prospect of Asset Seizure
1	1 Vote	I AM Not a Sink?
1	1 Vote	Chespin Is So Hard for Nathan.. (Not Really)
1	1 Vote	Scott Pruitt Absolutely Will Not Purr!
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Human Gluttony Is Killing People and Men
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Games Make So Much White Mediocrity That Gets Celebrated

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Finally, Engineers Have a Private "Mean Girls"
—	1 Vote	Gorillas Mutating Due to the US. Here's a Closer Look at Fan-Favorite Trio
—	1 Vote	New York Times Report: Israel Needs More Non-Jewish Blood to Turn Transparent and Stay Forever
—	1 Vote	The Best Dining Tables for Your Adulting Needs
—	1 Vote	Putin Has Morphed From a Former Employee
—	1 Vote	You Have a Launch Date