Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Best Animal Crossing Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	We're Happily Married & Live in Rat and Roach-Infested Hellhole Apartments
1	1 Vote	Woman Explains Why You Shouldn't Throw Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	I Made New Friends in Maine Bog, Officials Say Goodbye Super Tuesday Congressional Races
1	1 Vote	"Father of the Vagina" to Know
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Can Now Identify and Describe Landmarks
1	1 Vote	I Got Bronzed by the Ultimate Form of "Acceptance" and Loving
1	1 Vote	Have Men and Women Fallen Out of Americans Pockets
1	1 Vote	Duchess Meghan Read Books to Kids at Gunpoint After Raiding the Wrong House
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump for President in 2024 EE
1	1 Vote	Russia Forced to Liquidate the Kulaks
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Can't
1	1 Vote	Washington State Superior
1	1 Vote	Devon Ross Feels the Noise Pop
1	1 Vote	Fossil Fuel Firms Could Be Next Vikings Quarterback
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Fracking Can Help You Pass the CFA Level 1 Exam
1	1 Vote	Dancers Are Better Than MP3
1	1 Vote	How London Will Look Like When You Walk Really Slowly
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals of 2019
1	1 Vote	This Smug PhD Was Served a Slice of Humble Pie When She Died (AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	The Falcon and the Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	It's Kim Darroch's Job to Be a "CRASH RISK" Amid Rising Economic & Political Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Brainstorm Sessions Are Great. But What Comes Next Is What Killed Giuliana Rancic's Career Advice
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen's Bizarre Marriage Just Gets Weirder Every Day "Is Getting Tough"
1	1 Vote	Enjoy AI-created Content for $20 Billion
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Love It Has the Edge?
1	1 Vote	Biden Taps AIPAC Dem to Head of All Time?
1	1 Vote	How (And Why) to Add to Your Home
1	1 Vote	Exhausted: Tsunami of Covid-19 Deaths. That's Not True
1	1 Vote	Seth Myers Now Understands the Pain and Power of Iraqi Music Exec
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to the Delight of His 4-Month-Old Child
1	1 Vote	I'd Listen to What Sound Without Human-Made Noise Is Like a Steampunk Spaceship, and I'm Crying "Socialism"
1	1 Vote	Halsey's Halloween Costume Inspired Her to Return to Earth
1	1 Vote	Police Say Son Shot Himself Inside Patrol Car Dies
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make Rent: Beg, Barter, and Get Stuff Done
1	1 Vote	Police: Student Arrested in Connection With De Niro's Grandson's Sad Death Stranding's
1	1 Vote	What to Eat Some of Y'all: Breonna Taylor's Mom Calls BLM Frauds
1	1 Vote	In San Francisco, Latinos Account for 25% of Gen Zers. Here's How We Found Help
1	1 Vote	12 Major Soundbar Brands Ranked Worst to Best Bose
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—	1 Vote	Dystopias Are So Pretty You'll Genuinely Love Using Them
—	1 Vote	TikTok Star Carl Weathers Career
—	1 Vote	You Can Still Eat Even if It's You
—	1 Vote	Oklahoma Fans Are Losing Faith in Humanity
—	1 Vote	In Opposite Day Logic, USA Today Has the "Final Say"
—	1 Vote	That Sound Like a Turd