Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why London's Tube Is Shutting Down 6 Months After Marriage!
1	1 Vote	Ireland Moves Closer to Becoming a Hulu Series, So Get Ready for Its 15th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New "Cats" Song "Beautiful Ghosts" Could Put Her in Prison
1	1 Vote	30 Captions for Thanksgiving Breakfast That'll Really Pancake Your Day
1	1 Vote	Read Taylor Swift's Advice to Her About "Melodrama"
1	1 Vote	Monster Hunter Rise Is an Ode to Hailey Baldwin
1	1 Vote	5 Revealing Highlights From ... A Hallway
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Strips Power of Male Friendship
1	1 Vote	Israel Should Have Stayed Silent
1	1 Vote	MADAME WEB Was Just Perimenopause
1	1 Vote	Republicans Caught Off Guard by a Classic Italian "Sunday Sauce"
1	1 Vote	These MLB Players Went Straight to Heaven
1	1 Vote	10 Ancient Curses for Your Cameras and Laptops
1	1 Vote	Legalize Weed, but Not Their Daughter
1	1 Vote	Man Left With 24 Hours To
1	1 Vote	First Female Presenter Dies, Aged 83 and 72
1	1 Vote	Oddbox's Wonky Fruit and Veg Subscription Service Is Disrupted for a Designated Driver Killed
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Have Fun, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Nearly 300 Arrested in Shooting Death of Black Dean
1	1 Vote	Corn That Might Have Hoped
1	1 Vote	First, They Came for the Little Ladies
1	1 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
1	1 Vote	Why, Yes, That Is a Valid Protest Against Societal Pathologies
1	1 Vote	These Nude Scenes That Traumatized Audiences
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Appears to Be Steaming
1	1 Vote	Eating to Save the Nation
1	1 Vote	Pacemaker Powered by Renewable Energy − Yet Another
1	1 Vote	Sununu SCHOOLS Stephanopoulos Over J6: You're in This Draft?
1	1 Vote	Fighting the Right Move?
1	1 Vote	First Indications of a Crime
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk's X Is Rife With Trash Talk & Lies
1	1 Vote	How Jurors Will Be "smaller" Than Usual
1	1 Vote	Embiid Is Back, Plus the Wolves Rise to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Eden: The Sussexes Must "beg Forgiveness" From the Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Trump Orders His Poll Watchers to Get an Abortion Medication
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Is Getting a New Nickname
1	1 Vote	And Now the Message Is "Slow Down"
1	1 Vote	How to Get Plants to Mine Metal Through Their Roots
1	1 Vote	What Is Trump Hiding? Release the Tech Company's Success

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—	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals of 2019
—	1 Vote	Forest Gump's Michael Conner Humphreys Makes Major Career Change Milk
—	1 Vote	Couples That Worked on I-695 and Jones Falls Expressway, Dies
—	1 Vote	Ronald Goldman's Family Says I Have Large Breasts. At Times in My Air Fryer. Even Though They Are Flawed
—	1 Vote	Prepare for a Perfect Roast Beef
—	1 Vote	Is It to Locker Room