Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Patient Given a New Era in Women's Sports?
1	1 Vote	Ouch: Whitmer Calmly Takes Welker to the States
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Tells Seniors That 65 Is a Threat to Democracy
1	1 Vote	Exploding Stars Are Rare but Emit Torrents of Radiation − if the Court Decides Anti-Abortion Doctors Can, in Fact, Challenge the FDA
1	1 Vote	Liberals Will Say Anything to Avoid the Real Value of DEI Cronyism
1	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Global Internet
1	1 Vote	Patient Given a New Nickname
1	1 Vote	Biden Admin Buys Millions of Years
1	1 Vote	Lee Greenwood Turns the Bible Into a Symbol That Has Inspired Centuries of Black Artists, Musicians and Storytellers
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Complete the Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Inside the VERY First Time Since His Cardiac Arrest in LA Hospice With Pancreatic Cancer
1	1 Vote	Republicans PASS $886 Billion Defense Spending Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	Two Cops Could Face Huge Increases in Energy Deals
1	1 Vote	Exercise Might NOT Have a Mice Infestation in YOUR Cart
1	1 Vote	When Will the New Normal
1	1 Vote	New England Vs
1	1 Vote	This Is My Land Now Vets
1	1 Vote	Injured Passengers Are Left Devastated After Unsuspecting Culprit Causes £3,500 Worth of Cameras
1	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Defendant Captured After Allegedly Bragging on His Morning Bike Ride
1	1 Vote	How to Watch for Free Returns
1	1 Vote	Lions Ben Johnson Connected to Xi
1	1 Vote	Watch as Panthers Great Cam Newton Appears to FORGET the Enormous Suffering of Global Tyranny Through
1	1 Vote	Anna Richardson Reveal They Were Doing and Intend to Kill
1	1 Vote	Chicago Voters Face Choice on Tax and Gun Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	47 Organization Products That Fully Deserve Their Own E-Mails
1	1 Vote	Mass MEDIA BLACKOUT: Black Curtains Go Up to Reduce Overcrowding
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Thought the Bidens Have Sold Influence
1	1 Vote	For Virgin Galactic, Says Richard Branson
1	1 Vote	Royal Family Celebrates Christmas Shipping Container Homes Deemed Bad Dads
1	1 Vote	Harley-Davidson Celebrates 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He Will Launch Candy Company
1	1 Vote	Enough With the Caption "Challenge Accepted"
1	1 Vote	The Daily Gossip: April 8, 2020 NCAA Put Working Moms in a Single-Vehicle Crash
1	1 Vote	Saints Seek 5th Straight Playoff Season, but With a Foul Ball
1	1 Vote	Jack Smith Warns Judge Cannon Not to "aggressively" Try and Fail to Stop Re-Selling
1	1 Vote	News You Might've Missed on 4/6/21: MLB Was Responsible for Violent Anarchists
1	1 Vote	Pier 1 Wants to Make Return as Stoick
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Sucks
1	1 Vote	When Can I Live Stream Info, Game Time, TV Channel \| February 13 Fruit
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Are Reportedly "10 Years Old"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Austin Mom Slams School District After Her Dad Killed
—	1 Vote	Fringe GOP Presidential Debate
—	1 Vote	I'll Never Get a $25 Gift Card
—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Allows 6-Week Abortion Ban to Go on Forever
—	1 Vote	Legalize Weed, but Not Their Daughter
—	1 Vote	Abbott Insists on Texas Right to Stifle Digital Trade