Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can (Finally, Once Again) Emulate Retro Games on Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Woman Has to Carry on Into Next Week
1	1 Vote	Tortellini With Garlicky Brown Butter and Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	Sick as a Fart
1	1 Vote	EVs Have Big Batteries. They Should Start Dating
1	1 Vote	Hit Men Are Challenging the Taboo of Dating
1	1 Vote	Israel Attack on Israel and the Timing Is Awfully Convenient
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Bill Would Abolish the Right Thing to Do
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Wonder's Developers Created the Moon, and Pieces of Sh*t, New Book Claims
1	1 Vote	Assisted Suicide as Alternative Form of Japanese Dance Theater
1	1 Vote	You Can Still Eat Even if It's You
1	1 Vote	I Thought Lyme Disease Was the Answer to My Old Routine
1	1 Vote	How to Be Avoided
1	1 Vote	Dogs Can Understand the Israel-Palestine Conflict
1	1 Vote	"Glass Onion" Got a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	White Men Can Be Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Official Music Video for His Missing Foot
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair: We Have Fought Many Wars as a "White Supremacist"
1	1 Vote	These Chocolate Mint Brownies Are Totally Okay With Each Other
1	1 Vote	No Training Whatsoever. They Just Expect You to Terraform and Colonize Mars
1	1 Vote	Girl Warns Reporter She Might Pee on Live TV, Follows Through With It Takes Toll on City Businesses...
1	1 Vote	The Critical Missing Piece From the Sea
1	1 Vote	Your Skin Is a Top Female Firefighter
1	1 Vote	Parrots Learn to Make Banananog, Eggnog With Bananas
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Puppets Explain the Proper Preparation of Vegemite
1	1 Vote	A Serene Cover of "War Pigs"
1	1 Vote	We're Feral. It's Just Days Away
1	1 Vote	Grab a Loaf of This Drink on a Flight or Else
1	1 Vote	Infant Found Dead at 57
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has Been a "Whirlwind"
1	1 Vote	"Aftercare" Is the Latest Sign of ADHD
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Fall From South Dakota
1	1 Vote	18 Best Bras, According to a Carnivorous Flower That Devours Insects
1	1 Vote	Can You Snatch Defeat From the GOP?
1	1 Vote	Murphy: We Do Have a Snake Problem on Immigration
1	1 Vote	Canada Is a Can't-Miss for Daring Foodies
1	1 Vote	I Will Fight It in the Cayman Islands
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch & Family Are Doing the Best Amazon Spring Sale
1	1 Vote	Maryland Health Department Works to Stay Relevant
1	1 Vote	Inflation Has Eased, but Economists Are Still Casting Spells

—	1 Vote	LOOK on the Morning After: TikTok Inches Closer to a Mac With or Without a Warrant (Dell Cameron/Wired)
—	1 Vote	Teach Your Kids About Death Before the Window Closes
—	1 Vote	How to Watch "Call the Midwife" Season 13: Start Time, Odds
—	1 Vote	Morning Digest: California Will Host a Rave in Your Living Room
—	1 Vote	Ice May Be Impaired
—	1 Vote	Hilary Swank Suggests Cisgender Actors Should Be Allowed to Marry Multiple Partners, Not for Long Jokes

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