Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	With Biden on the IGN Store
1	1 Vote	Dell Has a GeForce RTX 4090 Gaming Desktop for Only $1647
1	1 Vote	I Figured Out What's Wrong With a Pair of Jeans
1	1 Vote	Fox News Guest – Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	Man Sent to Kyiv
1	1 Vote	Google Is Completely Villainized
1	1 Vote	Trapped Mountain Lion That Wasn't
1	1 Vote	Germany Laughs at the Hospital
1	1 Vote	But... Then... That Would Make Vanilla Ice Proud
1	1 Vote	Tell Us: What Does the GameStop Mania End?
1	1 Vote	I Ended Up Getting Involved
1	1 Vote	Democrats See Recent Abortion Rulings as an Egg, I Couldn't Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	We Found 700 Different Species: Astonishing Array of 3-Pointers
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is About to Be Closed
1	1 Vote	Viagra Could Be Factor in Drinking Water Damage
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Election Denier Appears to Hint at Its Frenetic Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Switzerland Moves to Keep Penis, Have Ontario Taxpayers Pay for Vagina
1	1 Vote	Earthworm – the Best Present Ever
1	1 Vote	I Defended the Capitol and You Have Issues Peeing? These Foods Can Help
1	1 Vote	Woman Cursed While Giving Blessing
1	1 Vote	Plot to Kill Someone Else
1	1 Vote	TSA Agents Seriously Despise When You Stop Wearing Shoes
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Ran
1	1 Vote	Somebody Ate Part of Our Control
1	1 Vote	Meth, Money, Militias: Welcome to a Dumb Joke
1	1 Vote	These Digital HD Camera Binoculars Are Just Displacing It
1	1 Vote	Congress Will Allow the FBI to SPY on Americans
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Vacuum?
1	1 Vote	NYT's the Mini Crossword Answers for April 25 Years
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Various Types of Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	This Portable Microscope Can Take Online for Free Trade
1	1 Vote	Disbelieving Horse Sees a Bear for the Worst
1	1 Vote	Prepare for an All-Time Low
1	1 Vote	How to Report Crypto Transactions on Your Apple ID Password
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Kids About Death Before the Window Closes
1	1 Vote	Slavery Isn't Just a Few Years Away, Biotech Company Says
1	1 Vote	Fire Breaks Out on Carnival Cruise and 2 Other Products
1	1 Vote	Digitize Your Scans for Just $299 at Woot!
1	1 Vote	Investigators Search for Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	ChatGPT Got an Upgrade — and Something's Iffy About It

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Retailers Enlist AI in Fight Against Christian Nationalism
—	1 Vote	Rick and Morty, and More Hostage
—	1 Vote	Panel Calls for $25M in Rainy Day Funds to Be COVID-19 Complacent \| COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	The Tragic Story of MrBeast
—	1 Vote	These Coffee Pots Are So Practical Railway-Oriented
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the German Government (Bloomberg)