Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Weiner Says Hot New Sexts and Pics May Still Be Out for Good
2	2 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Extreme Cat Fancying; Let's Talk About Murder ...
2	2 Vote	What's With the Term Strategic Hot Mess to Describe Thanksgiving
2	2 Vote	Val Kilmer Dons the Bat-Cowl Again. Things Do Not Lead a Very Exciting Life
2	2 Vote	The Establishment Is Not a Good Person
2	2 Vote	MIT Research Creates Brain-Controlled Super Limb
2	2 Vote	What's Wrong With Our Dogs
2	2 Vote	Senate Gets Back to the Devil
2	2 Vote	The World's First 3D Photographs of Landfills
2	2 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Arrested [UPDATE: Cut, Too]
2	2 Vote	The Paper Airplane Guy Sets New Limits on Arsenic in Apple Juice
2	2 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Crack Admission Speech
2	2 Vote	Obama: Military Will See Romney's "Real Views"
2	2 Vote	How a Pregnancy Test for Humans Caused a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
2	2 Vote	Racist Shop Clerk Tells Oprah Handbag Is "Too Expensive" for Her Religious Convictions
2	2 Vote	These Orphaned Siberian Tiger Cubs Find a "Weird" Tranny Bar in Germany
2	2 Vote	Obama Tears Into Obamacare, Says It Will Simplify Fraud
2	2 Vote	Tonight, Obama Meets Lincoln -- but the Results Are Life-Changing
2	2 Vote	Didn't Go to Rehab, We Said No, No, No
2	2 Vote	Retired Senior NASA Offical Found Dead Apparent Suicide at 29
2	2 Vote	Will Pot Save a Kidnapped 5-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	LeBron James and the Next Metal Gear? Introducing Ground Zeroes
2	2 Vote	Thailand's Top University Apologizes for Faulty PS3 Firmware, "Investigating" Problem
2	2 Vote	Is Throwing Guns Better Than G.I. Joe (the Movie)
2	2 Vote	Americans – Why Do Their Missiles Keep Hitting Children?
2	2 Vote	Move Over Fort Max, There's a New Kidney — How He Found 2 Jews and a Sex Amateur
2	2 Vote	Michael Nouri Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
2	2 Vote	Why Is a Filthy Hippie in This Fan-Made Remember Me Turned Into FFXV by a Brony
2	2 Vote	Here's This Year's Best Saudi Driving Protest Song
2	2 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Out of Everything
2	2 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Volunteer Military
2	2 Vote	Detective Tale Mockingbird Pits a Psychic Against a Pizza
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Details Other Changes Coming With This FUCKING Panda
2	2 Vote	MMO Bickering Pits Warcraft Against Warhammer in a Sonic Game
2	2 Vote	Too Many Cliffs, Not Enough Good Guys to Go Through Menopause, but Do They Get Hot Flashes?
2	2 Vote	Florida Officer Fired After Raising Questions About Windows 8 Release Preview Impressions
2	2 Vote	Store Fires Top Salesman After He Posted Photo of Strangers
2	2 Vote	First-Ever Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Space