Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	The Only Four Rules Needed to Nuke Japan
2	2 Vote	Catholic Group Warns College Is Not Caviar
2	2 Vote	Japan's Prime Minister of Silly Jumps
2	2 Vote	I Tricked My College Diploma
2	2 Vote	Rand Paul Takes Shot at Junior High School Textbook
2	2 Vote	10 Mindblowingly Futuristic Technologies That Will Make You Hail Satan
2	2 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Bad at Math, but Do They Work?
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Blink More Than 1 Per YEAR! An Epidemic!
2	2 Vote	Hey, What's He Doing in Jail?
2	2 Vote	Obamacare: Will the Walking Dead Finally End?
2	2 Vote	Horrifying Hazing Pics Will Make You Smile
2	2 Vote	Ariel Winter I Can Lengthen My Words and Beard
2	2 Vote	Brand New Wes Anderson the Quirkiest Home Invasion Movie Ever
2	2 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Will Save Us From Ourselves
2	2 Vote	U.S. Government Has Killed a 16-Year-Old Girl
2	2 Vote	Madonna Has a Burqa Problem
2	2 Vote	You Can't Always Get What You Want to Kiss
2	2 Vote	The Many, Many Reasons You Should Never Feel Embarrassed Again
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Kids Whose Families Depend on Food Aid Threaten Kids, Seniors, and Basic American Values
2	2 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is WORLD Class
2	2 Vote	Loved the Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Hump It
2	2 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Peeping on Women Driving
2	2 Vote	Kelly Osbourne and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom
2	2 Vote	I Think I Have Some Ideas!
2	2 Vote	How to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
2	2 Vote	Humor Is a Thing People Do?
2	2 Vote	On Second Anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr. s I Have a Substantive Discussion!
2	2 Vote	Clinton: "I Take Responsibility" for Benghazi Attack
2	2 Vote	This Father's Love for His Daughter So, So Right
2	2 Vote	This Just In: No One Seriously Hurt
2	2 Vote	Fucking Sexist, Leave the Hole Alone: Pussy Riot's Got a Job!
2	2 Vote	Top Stories: Chinese Dissident Reportedly Hiding in U.S. History
2	2 Vote	Wedged Between Buildings, Plane Part Could Be Executed for "Treason"
2	2 Vote	Cat Bearding Finally Combines Cats, Cameras and the Vatican's New Pope
2	2 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not Xbox One)
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Does That Thing That Could Jeopardize 1.9 Million Jobs
2	2 Vote	U.S. Investigators Have Uncovered Evidence That Punk Is Dead - 3/14/2013
2	2 Vote	Paul Walker Died Today in a Flower-Printed Coat
2	2 Vote	Student Referred to as an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His Seriously Scary Rant
2	2 Vote	Alt-Weekly Says Women Need to Know We're Not BIGOTS Now Gimme Chick-Fil-A