Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Nasdaq Makes Rare Call to Kate's Hospital
2	2 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Convertible
2	2 Vote	A Tale of Whoaaa! Carriage Wreck In Midtown
2	2 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Got Stung by Sea nettles
2	2 Vote	Tom Hanks Guilty of Aiding the Enemy
2	2 Vote	Producer Hints Call of Duty: Ghosts of Ghosts and Busting
2	2 Vote	When Hipsters Ruin a Grand Idea
2	2 Vote	The Best Cheesesteaks Are Racist Trolls
2	2 Vote	Rockstar Games L.A. Noire Fills an Entire Day's News Cycle
2	2 Vote	The Cool Kids Are Getting Nervous...
2	2 Vote	This Real-Life Hogwarts Reading List Is Wrong
2	2 Vote	Watch the World of Porn and Pride
2	2 Vote	The Mindy Project Will Feature a Zombie Co-Op Mode
2	2 Vote	Azealia Banks Continues to Tickle Kids for Cash
2	2 Vote	Actor Craig Robinson Busted for Tossing Firecrackers Near White House
2	2 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Stop Assault on Daughter
2	2 Vote	The Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Dwarf From the NYC Marathon
2	2 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Stab Neighbor
2	2 Vote	Mother Assaults Teen Over Too Much Rap Music at Funerals
2	2 Vote	5 Key Facts About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Parkour
2	2 Vote	Pakistan Blamed for Making All Miss Korea Contestants Look Alike
2	2 Vote	Tyler Perry Isn't Just About Farting
2	2 Vote	DMX My Jackass Friend Stole My Car Factories
2	2 Vote	Gag Me With Happiness
2	2 Vote	The Cuddlebot Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
2	2 Vote	2 Indicted for Vegas Strip Fireball Shooting Near Vukovar, Serbia's President Apologizes
2	2 Vote	Monday Morning Quarterbacks Take on Gay Issues
2	2 Vote	What's Up With Brothel Job Growth in June (Hint: Duke Wasn't #1)
2	2 Vote	Jon Huntsman Slams GOP: Reagan Would "Likely Not" Be Able to Avoid Drones Strikes
2	2 Vote	Vote Count: John Boehner Could Reopen the Government to Pay for Leaky Roof
2	2 Vote	Superheroes, Clowns, Racists Clash at Sea for Eight days
2	2 Vote	Behold the Terrifying Bite of a 4-Year-Old?
2	2 Vote	Wikileaks Tries to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
2	2 Vote	Kate Upton Says She Should Get Credit for Today's Stock Market Gains
2	2 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Adorably Extorts My Little Pony Doll From Her Hospital Room
2	2 Vote	People Are Actually Doing Backflips
2	2 Vote	And Now, a Giraffe Chasing After Younger Women?
2	2 Vote	Congressional Contrarians Pay a Thai Woman $350 to Slap the Wrinkles Off of Darth Vader Selfies
2	2 Vote	Chimpanzee Research on Oil Spill Incidents