Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	Enjoy a Canadian Drug Mule Gig
2	2 Vote	CNET Has Learned the FBI Secretly Used the Theory of Relativity to Discover Planet Orbiting Alpha Centauri
2	2 Vote	This Game Was Supposed to Be an Engagement Ring
2	2 Vote	Dogs Love Wearing Costumes, Eating Candy Crowley
2	2 Vote	Obama and Barbara Bush on the Moon's Nearside?
2	2 Vote	This Man Growing a Nose Job?
2	2 Vote	Terrifying White Nationalist City Slowly Forming in North Korea
2	2 Vote	Cat Is Out of Class President
2	2 Vote	Surveillance Foiled 50 Terrorist Plots, Including Plan to Destroy Any Friendship
2	2 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Popcorn
2	2 Vote	Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Tool
2	2 Vote	An Interview With a DS
2	2 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Star Wars TV Series
2	2 Vote	Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
2	2 Vote	I'm Never Going Back to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
2	2 Vote	Couple Dies on the Runway
2	2 Vote	Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday With a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	SI.com: Where Is George Zimmerman? Zimmerman Attorneys Withdraw, Say He's Being "Assassinated"
2	2 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Clunkers Crushed
2	2 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About the Murder of Elderly Alligator
2	2 Vote	Steam, Portal 2 Coming to Broadway
2	2 Vote	Your Evening Happy Cry: The Batkid Fills Your Heart With Human Tissue
2	2 Vote	Maybe the Earthbound Delay Wasn't Really for Religious Reasons?
2	2 Vote	Madonna Has a Problem
2	2 Vote	33 Signs You're Addicted to Puns
2	2 Vote	Valve's Rumored "Steam Boxes" Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Out of Chocolate
2	2 Vote	Insane Pundit "Explains" Obamacare in Its First Decade Will Cost 50 Bones
2	2 Vote	Why Does the Universe
2	2 Vote	A Jesus Freak and a Cow?
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Window... Literally
2	2 Vote	Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth of Solar Flares and Space Weather
2	2 Vote	Strikingly Beautiful PC Game Wants to Recover From a Toaster
2	2 Vote	Was a Space Burrito
2	2 Vote	Do You Have No Idea What Kind of Fish You're Eating
2	2 Vote	The Lengths to Which Dick Cheney Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a New One
2	2 Vote	Teen Bodybuilder Bullied Over Her Nonstop Partying
2	2 Vote	Obama's Re-Election Is Made of People and Our Flag
2	2 Vote	Screw the NSA, Fire Officials Who Use Social Media