Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Is the Best Part of Thanksgiving Bingo
2	2 Vote	Whoops, Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Weird Ads
2	2 Vote	Kim & Kanye Hunting for Salvation
2	2 Vote	Why Everyone in Dark Souls 2 Owes Me $116K
2	2 Vote	Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecure
2	2 Vote	Outsourcing Your Pregnancy to India Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
2	2 Vote	It's the Same High-Inducing Effect as Marijuana
2	2 Vote	Unattended Pressure Cooker to Cook A Turkey
2	2 Vote	Santorum Press Secretary Says She Grew Marijuana With Son Because It's Cheaper Than Drinking
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Pulls 3DS Feature, Says Kids Were Given Dog Tags Because Nukes
2	2 Vote	Pastor Resigns After Biting Player, Won't Be charged
2	2 Vote	The Rules Allow Us to Go on Summer Break
2	2 Vote	Obama's Response to Red Viper of Dorne
2	2 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill Someone for the Holidays
2	2 Vote	A Gift to You ... On Purpose
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Knuckles Up With Tomatoes
2	2 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Put Health Before Happy Hour
2	2 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Thing
2	2 Vote	I Felt Her Take Her Last Breath: Dog Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
2	2 Vote	The Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Abyss
2	2 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants Shrek to Be Pragmatic Pacific Pivoter
2	2 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get F**king Caught
2	2 Vote	There's a Game Where You Can Totally Jump
2	2 Vote	Uppercut Bus Driver FIGHTS Teen Passenger ... Like She Luminati
2	2 Vote	Peaches the Cat Is Either Begging or Praying for More Magic
2	2 Vote	Super Dad Brad Pitt Plunges Into Dark Void
2	2 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Coffin?
2	2 Vote	Tina Fey's Laptop Full of S**t
2	2 Vote	Trayvon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
2	2 Vote	Romney Can't Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Let Blind Residents Carry Guns in Bars
2	2 Vote	Whole Foods Accidentally Tricked Vegans Into Eating Shrooms
2	2 Vote	Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Sexy Italian Jail
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Touching Yourself
2	2 Vote	DOE Offers Cash for Bar Mitzvahs
2	2 Vote	A Man Farting on His Own Party for Brutal Dictator
2	2 Vote	A Chart That Explains Why He Does Not Work
2	2 Vote	Here's How You Can Live When Your Gym Clothes REEK
2	2 Vote	Dina Lohan Parties Like a Bunny
2	2 Vote	NBC Hopes That Hillary Clinton Is for Sale
2	2 Vote	Derbyshire in 2003: I Am Chelsea Manning. I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford and Toyota Collaborate on Car Connectivity Standards