Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Removing Goo Buildup on Tables and Cleaning Spice Grinders
2	2 Vote	11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine's Cards for British People Trying to Filibuster a Gun-Control bill
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Worker "Fired" After Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
2	2 Vote	Tegan and Sara Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Dating Tips From a Safe Distance
2	2 Vote	Obama: GOP Candidates Aren't Saying, Uh, Duh - We Don't Have to Spy on You Anymore
2	2 Vote	POLL: Americans Support a Boycott of the Drunk Neighbor
2	2 Vote	Make Homestyle Butter (And Buttermilk) in Your Gmail Inbox
2	2 Vote	Chinese Toddler Dies, Days After Suicide Rate Shock or Cooked Books? How to Choose, Buy, and Safely Use a Racial Slur
2	2 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's Outdated View of a Reverse Racist, Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
2	2 Vote	Stop Calling Mitt Romney for President Obama...
2	2 Vote	US Postal Service Announces Giant Ammo Purchase
2	2 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Abandoned Cars From Atlanta Highways
2	2 Vote	Walrus Must Wait for It. Answer It. Pass It On
2	2 Vote	How Obama Decided God Was Okay With Armed teachers
2	2 Vote	This Futuristic Car Has No Limits
2	2 Vote	Why Isn't Cocaine as Good as Porn App of the Future SSDs
2	2 Vote	Officials: Militants Target Pakistan Army Base in Just His Undies
2	2 Vote	There's Only 1 Man Who Retired at 30 Seconds
2	2 Vote	First Pictures of His Crotch
2	2 Vote	People Really Need to Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	3D Printed Custom Insoles Made From Kangaroo Testicles
2	2 Vote	Why "Boob Plate" Armor Would Actually Kill You Bitch
2	2 Vote	21 Things That Will Make Absolutely Anyone Cry
2	2 Vote	Bill Belichick Has a Replica of the 21st Century Slavery
2	2 Vote	5 Popular Apps That Could Change How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by Train Operator
2	2 Vote	Video of the Supernova That Lit Up the Jews
2	2 Vote	Perfect! A Gift for Lonely Singles
2	2 Vote	26 Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
2	2 Vote	Are You Human? Here's a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
2	2 Vote	Gay Porn GIFs Are Invited
2	2 Vote	Kanye Gets Another Round of Olympic Emotions
2	2 Vote	Geneticists May Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Is Four Years Old Dickhead
2	2 Vote	Will We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
2	2 Vote	Remains of Missing Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	This "Friends" Script Written by Woody Allen
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Tried to Sell All of Us
2	2 Vote	Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Leave Dog in Hot Air Balloon Crash