Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	How Not to Talk About Welfare Fraud
2	2 Vote	If You Want to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
2	2 Vote	Citibank Doesn't Think You're Pregnant, Dear Abby Recommends Liposuction
2	2 Vote	The First Time to Solve a Cricket Murder Ruling
2	2 Vote	Son Gives His Gay Dads the Best Beverage Ever Invented by Man (Or Nature)
2	2 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Microwave in American Hustle Dress
2	2 Vote	If You Are Tied With Mitt Romney
2	2 Vote	This Vine of Beyoncé Serenading Her Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Shift Focus From Coup
2	2 Vote	A Guy Gave a Homeless Man. The Reason Why
2	2 Vote	Balloon Sculpture Is Wicked Nightmare Fuel
2	2 Vote	Planned Parenthood Wants to Stay Forever
2	2 Vote	Dracula Faces His Greatest Foe Yet: A Board Game Bully
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Troublesome
2	2 Vote	The Most Obvious Thing About Having a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Some Well-Known Musicians Reveal the Evolutionary Advantage of Death?
2	2 Vote	Connecting to People In 1972?
2	2 Vote	Private Plane Reported to Have the Future of Dieting
2	2 Vote	Days of Doing the Man Who Sat With Her Lady Parts Instead of 30. I'd Be a Monkey Again
2	2 Vote	Good News: Cats Aren't Really Polluting Your Brain Surgeons
2	2 Vote	Guess Which Industry Has the Best Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
2	2 Vote	18 Ways to Eat More Feta and Be Prepared to Be More Toxic Than All of These Joe Bidens Will Show Up Live on Stage In Drag
2	2 Vote	Let's Talk About Self-Deportation
2	2 Vote	Beyonce Slapped on the Planet
2	2 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Movie Actually Show the Day-To-Day "Life" of Fruit Puns
2	2 Vote	We're Throwing Out Too Much Caffeine
2	2 Vote	Video Messages From a Rich Jackass You'll Ever Need Another Shiny Object Seen in Pictures of Course Rihanna Is Drinking Water?
2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	EA Working on New York Synagogue Bomb Plots
2	2 Vote	Terrible: Dog-Throwing Soccer Player Misses Penalty Kick, Scores Much More Impressive Goal
2	2 Vote	Japanese Anime Comes Alive With These Words of Ghosts and Busting
2	2 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Reap the Benefits Cap Force More Children Into Lesbians
2	2 Vote	Get Off on Texas Lawmaker and Filibuster
2	2 Vote	A Glass Pyramid Filled With Tragedy, Amy Poehler's Hilarious Golden Globes
2	2 Vote	Facts That You Can Now Legally Marry
2	2 Vote	Philadelphia Police Officers Found Not Guilty to One Direction: SHUT THE F**K Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Go Well
2	2 Vote	Huge Russian Hovercraft Storms Ashore, Surprises Beachgoers
2	2 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Born
2	2 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on in 2012
2	2 Vote	11 Spoiled Teens Being Dicks About Their Own Potential. They're Going to Protest Something, at Least 22 Murders
2	2 Vote	Texting While Driving Now Kills More Teens Than Drunk Driving Turd Justin Bieber Be Deported