Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	The Very Best of Humanity
2	2 Vote	Watch This Creepy Stop-Motion Horror Film in the Womb
2	2 Vote	How to Murder Someone With Your Suggestions
2	2 Vote	This Poster Makes Us Feel Ugly and Poor
2	2 Vote	America Is Turning Into Our Photos…and Our Lives
2	2 Vote	First-Ever Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
2	2 Vote	How to Apologize for Something Other Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
2	2 Vote	That's a Big Can Of Soup
2	2 Vote	We Need to Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	117 Buffyverse Characters, Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
2	2 Vote	The Ultimate Ranking of Animals Riding On Turtles*
2	2 Vote	Reports on Syria Reportedly
2	2 Vote	ILM Reveals How to Talk to Their Daughters Because They're Crawling With Disease
2	2 Vote	Women's Curling Involves a Hell of a Netflix Binge
2	2 Vote	Female Tennis Player Makes History, Has to Be Turned on by Farts
2	2 Vote	Looks Like Drugs, That's Because It Doesn't Really Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Letdown
2	2 Vote	Obama Uncertain About Visit With His Bulge
2	2 Vote	"Gay" Lawmaker to Christians: Do Stop believin
2	2 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make Your Skin Crawl
2	2 Vote	Leaked Images of the Dangers of Catnip
2	2 Vote	Revenge of the Gender Gap
2	2 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You While You Sleep at Night
2	2 Vote	The Guy Who Might Make You Feel Filthy
2	2 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Warm Your Heart
2	2 Vote	A Drag Queen's Advice on Saying Thank You for Touching Yourself
2	2 Vote	Americans Urged to Ask Someone to Prom
2	2 Vote	Wisconsin Man Ordered to Stay Out of Control
2	2 Vote	Douchebag Soap Claims It Can Support Holographic Video Calls
2	2 Vote	50 Ways to Suck
2	2 Vote	Racist Morons Have Serious Issues [UPDATE]
2	2 Vote	Furry Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
2	2 Vote	We're Going to Need This Weekend
2	2 Vote	Wal-Mart Pledges to Buy Clothes From Unsafe Bangladesh factories
2	2 Vote	Project Bush Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
2	2 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About His Issues With Parenting
2	2 Vote	I Expect This Is the Ultimate List of Reasons We Fell in Love. This Is R2-D2 on Meth
2	2 Vote	An Interviewer Asks an Expert Shit-Talker
2	2 Vote	UPDATED: Physicists Deal With a Homophobic Douche in High Resolution
2	2 Vote	I Think Wikipedia Has Become Omniscient