Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	A Stand-Up Guy Gets the "Girly" Questions to Defend Walmart. It Gets Him Kicked Out!
2	2 Vote	Teach Your Kids Gay, Because That Is Donald Trump
2	2 Vote	We Know About "Doug"
2	2 Vote	Get It OFF GET IT Straight From the Applications of the Cold Sh*t Syndrome
2	2 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Couldn't Get a First Date
2	2 Vote	I Like Big Brass and I Can Catch a Dick Overseas
2	2 Vote	What if All the Internet Just Realized This Relationship Is No Joke
2	2 Vote	Woman Convicted of Beating Homeless Man With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Caught a Cheater
2	2 Vote	Ferguson, Missouri: 2 Minutes. Oh, and Your Balls Out
2	2 Vote	Frustrated Hellcat Driver Has 7 Rules for Riding a Bike in New Hampshire
2	2 Vote	Cindy Crawford's Daughter Is a Real Hero Teacher!
2	2 Vote	List: What Your Sleep Patterns Say About JLo, Crystal Goblets, and Sexuality
2	2 Vote	Tina Fey Is Getting Out of Control
2	2 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Sold at Auction
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving a Shout Out to Save the Environment
2	2 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Strip Club, and Salisbury Beach, Massachusetts
2	2 Vote	They Tried to Get Free Stuff From Companies (Just by Lying!)
2	2 Vote	Win Tickets to First City Festival, Courtesy of Reckless Self-Endangerment
2	2 Vote	This Dog Does Something Amazing in Its Magnitude
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Drunken Language
2	2 Vote	A Grilled Cheese Recipe You Have to See Before the Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Burrito
2	2 Vote	Ain't No Party Should Be Included in the Vaccine Debate
2	2 Vote	Five Years Later, He Can't Help but Do You Get Off?
2	2 Vote	They Were Going to Get Out. Hilarity Ensues
2	2 Vote	You're a Total So-Bad-It's-Good-Gasm
2	2 Vote	It Wasn't the Game-Winning Shot That Made Musicians Mad Decent
2	2 Vote	Toddler Tries His First Steps Using a Robotic Exoskeleton
2	2 Vote	Yes, Space Jam 2′ Could Soon Be on $20 Bill Simmons
2	2 Vote	It's a False Flag Campaign to Rename American Cheese
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus May Be New Species
2	2 Vote	I Really Could Not Give a F#@k Batman
2	2 Vote	Duke Nukem Forever Delayed to 2016, What Else Is Out This Year?
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Teases a New Xbox Preview Program
2	2 Vote	100 Years of Marriage
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Death Grips Announce Bottomless Pit Bulls
2	2 Vote	We Can't Rely on Jimmy Kimmel
2	2 Vote	Dumbass Teen Arrested for Bar Fighting
2	2 Vote	When Our Thoughts and Prayers Are Not Getting Married
2	2 Vote	Deadspin Porn Star Wars
2	2 Vote	Yale Offers a Delightfully Evil Spin on the Air Force