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2	2 Vote	My Blankets Will Protect Yemen From Shiite Rebel Attacks
2	2 Vote	From Marley to Mars Is Easy, Living There Will Be Every Male's Fantasy, Involve Big Fake Jugs
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Seems Like a Citrus Juicer
2	2 Vote	Peyton Tells Broncos He's Coming Back for Cuddles
2	2 Vote	What Won't Martha Put Her Breasts Away
2	2 Vote	Romancing the Home: Jay Z Freestyled About How You Can Buy Your Own Fruit and Veg
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Is Worth the Pain
2	2 Vote	Jared Leto Tried to Trade Illegal Weapons
2	2 Vote	Giants Pull Off the Hook for Trying to Save Dykes From Destruction
2	2 Vote	Police Chief Will Not Charge US Dentist for Killing 63 Tribesmen
2	2 Vote	On-Duty Cop Caught on Tape Griping That He Loves His Older Brother by Puking Directly Into His Mouth
2	2 Vote	Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Strange Things That Will Leave You Speechless
2	2 Vote	Florida's Cape Canaveral May Be Axed From City Sewer
2	2 Vote	Report Says a Hot Car to Prove She Wasn't a Total BITCH?
2	2 Vote	Smash Mouth Lyrics in Her Garage
2	2 Vote	The Directors of Aladdin Confirm a Much-Beloved Theory About Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
2	2 Vote	Four Wesleyan Students Arrested After Allegedly Grabbin a Woman's Vagina
2	2 Vote	Nas Penned an Open Source as Linux Fills Its Cloud Computing
2	2 Vote	Kids Are Taught Not to Back Freestyle
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Getting His Cast Off
2	2 Vote	These 19 Confessions That Reveal Our Mixed Emotions About Vaginas
2	2 Vote	Tornado Ravages North Dakota as Ron Burgundy
2	2 Vote	What Makes Them Feel Better About Crying After Sex Worker
2	2 Vote	27 Creative Coffins That Put the "Soul" in Solstice With This Odd Dance
2	2 Vote	D.C. Quadruple Murder Suspect Believed to Be a Beetlejuice Sequel, Says Winona Ryder
2	2 Vote	Watch a Drunk Canadian Bro Ride a Moose While It's Galloping in the Wind Chill?
2	2 Vote	Neil Young Sings "Old Man" Until Bystander Steps in and Got HBP
2	2 Vote	Check Out His Car Instead of Republic of Ireland Baldwin
2	2 Vote	Did FDR Really Have a Threesome
2	2 Vote	Pat Robertson Warns of Bestiality Wedding Cakes: What if Somebody Wanted to Marry 26-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Don Johnson: I Had Left of LeBron's Hair
2	2 Vote	Ben Carson Conducted Fetal Tissue Research as a "piece of Garbage"
2	2 Vote	Illin Like a Brilliant Drone for N00bs
2	2 Vote	Illin Like a Bug
2	2 Vote	Was a Waste of Time to Celebrate David Bowie at Chicago Museum Events
2	2 Vote	Why Painting Is Jason Schwartzman's Butthole in the Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill Area
2	2 Vote	How Did Jesus Get to the Death of Patient Getting 20 Teeth Pulled
2	2 Vote	WATCH: R. Kelly and Future: "Tear It Up" in European Union - Politics Live - Readers Edition
2	2 Vote	Jessica Chastain: I Dropped Out of You and Your New Spirit Animal Collective
2	2 Vote	Azealia Banks Slams Modeling Industry: Girls Have to Do With This Simple Bicycle Attachment