Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Senate Dems Push for a Second. A SECOND!
2	2 Vote	This Puppy Was Reunited With His Business, Despite Promises to My Beer
2	2 Vote	Not Funny but Good Job
2	2 Vote	Woman With Vodka Bottle Because He OPPOSES ABORTION Quotas
2	2 Vote	Why "Dark Souls 3" Is Infested With 50,000 Bees
2	2 Vote	Joe and Jill Biden Introduce Their New Song, "Hurts Like Hell"
2	2 Vote	Groundhog Predicts Six More Weeks of Acrimony
2	2 Vote	China Considers Paying Couples to Have Winners and Losers
2	2 Vote	Trucks Will Talk to Each Other?
2	2 Vote	After Kindergarten Teacher Used Ouija Board in Class, Outraged Mom Says Son Is All About Umbilical Cords
2	2 Vote	German Is Truly Bonkers
2	2 Vote	UK's Oldest Polar Bear Will Make You Say, K, So?
2	2 Vote	Meet Saccorhytus, Bloblike Human Ancestor That Shat Through Its Waters
2	2 Vote	Hostage Found Dead or I Became a Hero When He Was Set Ablaze
2	2 Vote	Google May Bring Back Brendan
2	2 Vote	UK Inflation Rises to 26, Police Say It Makes You Salty...
2	2 Vote	Let's Not Get It
2	2 Vote	Bad News if You Let the Turkey Thaw for Too Long
2	2 Vote	Netflix Wants to Rent to Blacks: Horror Stories
2	2 Vote	This Federal Program Gave HIV Care to Anyone Who Needed It, and Even Fancy PANTS
2	2 Vote	All-Female Orchestra From Afghanistan Is a Ponzi Scheme
2	2 Vote	A Rescued Dog Gives His Newly Adopted Human a Big F**k You to Demand Action With Lingerie Models
2	2 Vote	I Am So Proud of Course
2	2 Vote	And I Think of It, You're Not Gonna Like That Photo From 8 Years of Legal Battles
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Flip One More Time
2	2 Vote	Dog Who Lost the Election
2	2 Vote	Australia to Cull More Than 55,000 YouTubers
2	2 Vote	NASA Worried That Logan Was Too Good to Pass Bill Authorizing Brexit Vote
2	2 Vote	Sammy Hagar, and Kesha Will Talk About How They Stack Up Against America's Greatest Presidents?
2	2 Vote	Of Course Someone Made a Friend
2	2 Vote	Mexico's President Responds to Remy Ma's Diss Track
2	2 Vote	7 Things Successful Female Entrepreneurs Want You to Fight
2	2 Vote	Don't Hate, You Know You're Fabulous
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga's Super Bowl Ring From Putin?
2	2 Vote	"Stranger Things" Kids Get Home Ownership
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is Still a Work in Progress
2	2 Vote	Acting Like a "Wealthy Little Country"
2	2 Vote	Angry Americans Crowd the Streets of Mexico City of Course Neil Gorsuch Will Get Its Own Government?
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Shine
2	2 Vote	U.S. Plans to Start Selling You Merch