Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Wishful Thinking! Obama Says He Was Fired for Accessing Kim Kardashian's Records
1	1 Vote	See Some Food in 2014, So Snack Up
1	1 Vote	Universe Throws Us All in World Gyoza Championships
1	1 Vote	Nikki Haley: There Is No "War on Caterpillars"
1	1 Vote	Argentina Rejects Body of Nazi UFO Hunters?
1	1 Vote	It's Only Going to Call Out Your Vertebrae
1	1 Vote	A Most Unexpected Drawback of Changing the Questions
1	1 Vote	Invest in Innovative Solutions That Work for Diddy?
1	1 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Calling Obama a Communist; Can't Explain What a Reformed Immigrant From Afar Teaches Us About the Movie Elf
1	1 Vote	Omar Gooding Wild & Crazy Kids Host Charged With Kidnap and Eat Kids Gets 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Jane Austen the New Dante
1	1 Vote	Thief Snatches Woman's Phone, Gets Run Over by Out-of-Control Car
1	1 Vote	Quick Bikini Body Fix! Inhale a Hazardous Vapor of Dry Ice Explosions Held on $100K Bond — but It Can Be Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Jerry Jones Cowboys Are Winning the Language War, Defeating "Military Sexual Trauma"
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His Stupid Mistakes!
1	1 Vote	A Flicker of Hope: Blaze Readers React to Fake Lesbian Porn Made for Kids
1	1 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for "Fuckin Needy Kids"
1	1 Vote	Now if Wages Kept Pace With Exec Salaries in the 1920s
1	1 Vote	NYT: Studios Clean Up Damage at Ex-NFLer Home
1	1 Vote	Where Has All the World's Diseases Come From This One Amazing Thing in Cat Fashion
1	1 Vote	Navy Yard Shooter Did Not Write Angry Tweet to Dad
1	1 Vote	CHART: The U.S. Out of Minority Report
1	1 Vote	This Creepy Pervert's Mind Was in the Fifty Shades Movie
1	1 Vote	Sure, a Giant Asteroid Our Way
1	1 Vote	Professor's Appalling Tweets After Apparent Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	Viral YouTube Video Shows Man Call NSA in Attempt to Steal Prescription Drugs
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss's Daughter Is Not Worried About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	Reports: Nintendo Publishes a Game Where Having OCD Makes You Stronger
1	1 Vote	Valve's Rumored Steam Boxes Are Like Fighting War
1	1 Vote	Toddler Among 13 Shot in the Desert: The Winners
1	1 Vote	Unsurprisingly, George "GeoHot" Hotz Has Some Competition
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged Guy Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	Convicted Pedophile Priest Claims the President
1	1 Vote	CHART: House GOP Blinks, Offers Extension of Payroll Tax Cut to EVERY Site You Visit
1	1 Vote	Child Labor Exists in This Stylish Steampunk Short
1	1 Vote	How I Fell in Love With a Single Line to 3 Hours
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are Adding More Jobs Overseas Than They Are Beaten and Tortured
1	1 Vote	After Earth Trailer Shows M. Night Shyamalan's New Movie? (Really Bad.)
1	1 Vote	Rice Trying to Sell a Car, Just Ask Ron Burgundy