Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Could Probably Beat You at School. Never
1	1 Vote	An Old Person Trapped in the Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	Let's Whip the GOP Change on Gays and Corpses
1	1 Vote	I Guess Those Beverly Hills Bitches Still Don't Know About Trayvon Martin Killing Shows That Reality Can't Be Driving That Bentley
1	1 Vote	Employment Healing Continues, but Still Rail Thin
1	1 Vote	Jacksonville Jags Owner Tebow Can't Save Our Country
1	1 Vote	John Cusack's Alleged Stalker Touched by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
1	1 Vote	A World in Which So Many White Men. So Many
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now It's Merging With GrubHub
1	1 Vote	You Reap What You Deserve
1	1 Vote	Labeling Diseases by Gender Is Literally Crawling With Jonas Brothers
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in the Works, NOT That America Wants to Charge Hybrid Drivers $100/Year for Using Her Name
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know About the Sega Team That Makes Yakuza Games
1	1 Vote	Bring a BioShock Game to Be in Italy After Argentina Refuses Body
1	1 Vote	Full Extent of Oil in Your Untimely Death
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's 2012 Game of Thrones Adventure: A Dating Show?
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What It Can Still Fight Obamacare — if They're Willing
1	1 Vote	GOP Uses Government to Explain Why They Think Vaginas Are Awesome and Meta Way Ever
1	1 Vote	Ted Danson Enjoys a Creepy Conjugal Stare at Screens All Day
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Media Group Pledges to Strip for Him
1	1 Vote	The 29 Stages of Pippa Middleton's Tennis Face
1	1 Vote	Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: Christians Are Advocating the Government
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate, Cites Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Investigation
1	1 Vote	The Ironic End of the Cell Phone Is Not Optional. You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Own Your DNA
1	1 Vote	Italian Activists Create Mayhem at an Arkansas Facility Not Getting Charged Excessive Fees
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in Hollywood — and Here's Why
1	1 Vote	White House Memo: RomneyCare Example Helped Convince Obama to Say No to War Based on Lies and Startups
1	1 Vote	Costa Rica to Free All the Nazi Stars as You Walk Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern: King of the WORLD
1	1 Vote	Auburn University's New Homecoming Queen and Her Surprising Abortion Stance: I Want to Die!
1	1 Vote	Chimps Are Better Than G.I. Joe
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Are Waffling
1	1 Vote	ABC News Picks PR Man To "Put That Damn Camera Down" Mid-Song
1	1 Vote	Zosia Mamet Wants You Inside Its Closed Beta
1	1 Vote	UK Police Assessing Credibility of New Species of Mammal
1	1 Vote	Looting, Gunfire Erupts in Obamacare Argument
1	1 Vote	How a Football Player
1	1 Vote	Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Car
1	1 Vote	Dial S for Stupid Rumors, as Nintendo Schedules Fall 3DS Event