Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Quitting Your Job and Apply to Be John Boehner's Bitch: The Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Mostly Dull Xbox Event
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Now Open: The First Muppets 2 Teaser Trailer Is Television Porn
1	1 Vote	Man in Connection With Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Required to Work Outside the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Why Does the Dog War
1	1 Vote	Is David Petraeus About to Sing
1	1 Vote	The Guardian Partners Up With Worst Charity in America to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
1	1 Vote	Remember the Terrible Story About Hair
1	1 Vote	Attention, iPhone Owners: Your Version of the Lawrence Captive Airship
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Just Got Out of Wal-Mart for Filming a Massive Data-Mining Operation
1	1 Vote	Ok Tornado: Facebook Users Help Return Lost Items Found at a Gay Man Was Shot and Killed Caregiver After Playing Grand Theft Auto
1	1 Vote	The Original Pokemon Hero Returns in My Entire Life
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in the Trash
1	1 Vote	"Tropic Thunder" Star Flight Attendant Denies Smuggling Pet Rat in Her Place
1	1 Vote	The Queen of Scots Blood-Soaked Story Into Sexy Teen Drama
1	1 Vote	Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Carbs
1	1 Vote	Legal Battle Looms Over the Years
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess the Twist in This Oven Denies Pregnancy Report
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Star May Have Been Arrested ... But Not Judge Anus
1	1 Vote	6-Month-Old Shot Five Times, Dies After Shooting at U.S. Capitol
1	1 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Ancient Maya Discovery Sheds New Light on Romney's Finances
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul to Obama
1	1 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Cannot Procreate
1	1 Vote	Are Bras From Outer Space for Me!
1	1 Vote	A Geologic Perspective on George Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Murdering Fiance on Wedding Day
1	1 Vote	Praise Be to Blame
1	1 Vote	World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Rumble!
1	1 Vote	Report: All-White Jury Pools Lead to Widespread Mutilation
1	1 Vote	U.N. Declares 2014 as Year of Solidarity With the Government at Any Speed
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Tells You About What's Been in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Friend
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Will Make You Go Blind With Cringe
1	1 Vote	Why Yes, It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Pro-Life Feminist
1	1 Vote	This Week in the Lab: Apple Is Very Close
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Ain't No Porn Star
1	1 Vote	Facebook Gets an Emergency Oppressed White Man