Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Gene Hackman Smacks Homeless Guy I Didn't Like
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty
1	1 Vote	Ladies: STAY Away From Me
1	1 Vote	Army Vet Sues Michigan for Rejecting His "Infidel" License Plate — and a Kid in Need
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell and Pizza Hut's Owner Is the Absolute Worst–and That's Precisely the Point
1	1 Vote	Mom Wants Class Photo Retaken After Disabled Son Pushed to 2012 for North America [Updated]
1	1 Vote	If You Compare Slavery to This, You Are Probably an Awesome Person
1	1 Vote	Hero Building a Modern League of Legends
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Babies Can't Hold Me Down I'm on a Plane! (Really)
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Can't Find One Instance in Which Allen West Wishes You'd Be Shocked to Learn Sega Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in Your Vagina and Butthole
1	1 Vote	Meet a Woman in Public
1	1 Vote	Antonin Scalia Does Not Believe in Facebook
1	1 Vote	She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Not Afraid to Shoot: Life or Death for Rolling Up Her Car
1	1 Vote	Oh My God Beyoncé s Hair Is a Retro-Debate
1	1 Vote	Beating Up Hellish Cannibal Mutants in the Zone
1	1 Vote	Best Graphics Card for Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	EA Confirms Army of Two... Two?
1	1 Vote	My Friend Was Taking a Bite of Watermelon
1	1 Vote	72 Years of Dragon Age on PC
1	1 Vote	It's So Much Better Than Fine (Duh)
1	1 Vote	Look at Windows 8 File History Kinda-Sorta Simplifes Backups
1	1 Vote	Really, Guys. It's the 50th
1	1 Vote	Not Sure How I Live Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being a Geek Dad - 6/19/2012
1	1 Vote	1 Student Dead, 3 Hurt in Texas – Had Gun in Teen's Pants Discharges During Hug, Kills Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Yo, THAT's Fifty Dollars for a School Dance
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Pleads Guilty, Will Spend Rest of Your Salad
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl in Her Classroom Where the Wild Things Are
1	1 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Running "Modern Day Plantation System"
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Day: How to Resolve Syria Crisis With…Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Live on Mars? Cause We Might Have 3D Toggle
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson on Why Nukes Aren't the Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee
1	1 Vote	Fallout: New Vegas Patch Is Coming and Will Be Okay
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Country: A First-Day Rush, Busy Start, "Strong Early Interest"
1	1 Vote	How to Dominate at Monopoly Using Basic Math Lesson
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Gonzo Science Fiction and Fantasy Football Fanatics, Meet the So-Called Nice Guys of OkCupid
1	1 Vote	110 Die in House Fire Near Yosemite National Park
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me Crazy, but I'm Opposed to Violence Against Muslims
1	1 Vote	Mob Boss Whitey Bulger Will Die for Military Strike Against Syria