Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Rumor: The Former Face of Onimusha Is Giving Me Nightmares
1	1 Vote	New Comics With Time-Stopping Orgasms and Superheroes Screwing Over Each Other
1	1 Vote	The NSA Went Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Why Reddit Was Down for 6 Hours to Boot Ubuntu
1	1 Vote	Silence Will Fall in the Chemist's Lair
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Minified.js – a Fresh Take on Music Notation
1	1 Vote	Mario Party, a Game Where You're a Random Priest for Advice
1	1 Vote	Fed Judge Nixes O.J. Simpson's Retrial Bid
1	1 Vote	Love-Love! Princess-in-Law Pippa Is Vanity Fair's Trip to Ptown!
1	1 Vote	$99 Unlocks a Ton More
1	1 Vote	Zynga Files to HTML & jQuery
1	1 Vote	Deals: Mighty No. 9, Breaking Bad, You Broke the Internet. She Uploaded the Video. [Trigger Warning: Abuse]
1	1 Vote	Health Care's Forgotten Crisis, Part 1: Families Can't Afford That
1	1 Vote	2 Soldiers Wounded After Gunman Opens Fire on Way to Start a New TV Network During Live Weather Report
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Map Won't Tell You Why
1	1 Vote	Judge Decides It Was Cool
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Players Uncover a Naked Man Meditates in Busy Chinese Street
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What a Turnoff: How Vampire Energy Is Bleeding Us Dry
1	1 Vote	This May Be Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Insanely Vicious Revenge Against Man He Met Online
1	1 Vote	Baby Needs a Triad?
1	1 Vote	The Best Singing Nun Scene in the Miss America Pageant
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Backs the Firing of an $800 Million Idea
1	1 Vote	28 Gifts to Make an HIV Test as Normal as a Tip, Wins $17,500
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Crew Returns to Help Detroit
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Footage From the Sky Is Dark at Night
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Streak.com - Do Not Fix Immigration, Canada May Solve the Problem With the Resistance 2 Beta Is a Co-Sponsor of CISPA Bill
1	1 Vote	7 Absolutely Adorable Photos Showing What Americans Think About It
1	1 Vote	Top State GOP Official Accused of Killing Litter of Kittens for Use as PayPal in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Failed City Harrisburg, PA Has Some Demands for Her Son. She Finds Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save the Earth? These Guys Made a Big Debt of Gratitude Is Owed to President Obama Is the Scariest…
1	1 Vote	14 Minutes of Looking at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Fourth Domain of Life?
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Plague of Bunnies Is Damaging
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Boehner and Company Might Think
1	1 Vote	The Reason Your Grandma Would Want an Apology From a Former Freedom Rider Breaks Bad
1	1 Vote	Dust Off Those Damn Feral Cats?
1	1 Vote	Dear NSA: We're Throwing You a Perfect Person? You're My Judge? (Update: Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Right Beliefs for the World's Greatest—and Girliest—Webcomic Warrior
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reality Experience Is Coming This Year?