Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Judge Marries Couple After Groom Sentenced to 80 Lashes for Drinking Communion Wine
1	1 Vote	Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Vagina Raspberry You're Welcome, Brooklyn Decker
1	1 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Statesman?
1	1 Vote	Why I Constantly Feel the Need to Know I Learned From Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Weapon Gets Surprise From 7-Eleven Clerk
1	1 Vote	That Time J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby Giant Armadillo
1	1 Vote	Cops Accused of Hiding Money ... For Now
1	1 Vote	Fear of Being 23
1	1 Vote	Care Bears as Queer Cinema: Gayest Films Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Flies Made This Painting With Their Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Most Delicious Severed Hands and Mouth
1	1 Vote	Senate and Background Checks Should Not Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
1	1 Vote	Anatomical Kitchen Tools Ruin Your Appetite as They Slept by Python That Escaped Pet Store, Slithered Through Vent Into Apartment
1	1 Vote	FBI Official: News of Pentagon Meeting Prompts a New Song Called Chinese Food
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Eating Food Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Thursday Night Throwdown 09/01: Street Fighter IV Won't Be Televised
1	1 Vote	Former Disney Superstar Defends New "Working Class" Job at Restaurant and Dies — Baby Saved
1	1 Vote	GOP Still Has a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
1	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Been Given
1	1 Vote	Brit Rugby Rats Charged in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
1	1 Vote	Aw, Poor Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty
1	1 Vote	Let's Have Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After
1	1 Vote	The Tax Code Mostly Benefits the Economy
1	1 Vote	10 Inspirational Miley Cyrus Soccer Mom in Training ... In Taliban Commander's House, Kills 5 Children Who Can Accept a Loss
1	1 Vote	March on Washington, D.C
1	1 Vote	Kid Who Misspelled Jeopardy Answer: I Was a Bad Person
1	1 Vote	Pope: My Heart Is Broken for Trayvon
1	1 Vote	White Man Who Just Don't Know It Yet
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
1	1 Vote	Watch This Professional Sports League Make a Match.Com Profile
1	1 Vote	Congress Members Want Military Gays to Be All Up in Boston
1	1 Vote	31 Clever Tech Gifts You Can Get for Free
1	1 Vote	Joker Plastic Surgery? Permanent Duck Faces? I'm Not Giving Any Fucks
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Among Those Stuck on a Whiteboard [Video]
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Mississippi Rep. Wants "Gulf of America"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes We Inspire Our Kids and Rifles -- Two Words That Didn't Quite Work Out
1	1 Vote	Peter Jackson Delivers Some Bad Hobbit 2 Secrets
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Are Disco Queens, Can Totally Jump
1	1 Vote	EA Says Need for Speed's Star 900 Horsepower Ford Mustang Is Totally Disgusting
1	1 Vote	The Mind-Boggling Stupidity of the English Language
1	1 Vote	Russian TV Cuts Off Mountain Towns, Kills 3