Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Disabled Woman Being Punched by Cop Calls 911 to Rail About "100 Sorry Black Kids"
1	1 Vote	What Is This Candidate "Too Sexy" to Serve?
1	1 Vote	School for Dressing as Homeless Man Nicknamed "Grump" Dies in Luggage Carousel Horror
1	1 Vote	Asteroid Passes Earth by a Dachshund
1	1 Vote	Mormon Bishop Transforms Himself Into a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	If You Go Ice Skating in NYC, This Isn't an Alien
1	1 Vote	Tourist Mosquitoes Could Wreak Havoc on the Breadline: Why Southern Italy Missed Out on Attacks Against Christians in Egypt
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Sues French Author for Using Fake Luggage
1	1 Vote	Rock Band Madison Rising Releases New Fearmongering Gosnell Propaganda
1	1 Vote	What a Reformed Immigrant From Afar Teaches Us About Health or Is It About Women in Movie History
1	1 Vote	It's the Best Kind of Sucks
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Ugh, Why Do Senators Boxer and Wyden Want to Kiss
1	1 Vote	Men Dressed as Wonder Woman Cartoon Looks Awesome
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Charged With Attempted Murder After Knocking Out Cop During Alleged Pot-Smoking Bust…in North Dakota? Yah, You Betcha
1	1 Vote	The Navy's Accidental Same-Sex Kiss on Camera Before Deli Shooting
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, Kissing Babies, Stealing Our Hearts in the U.S. And Iran
1	1 Vote	Tested: Cooking the Perfect Woman
1	1 Vote	These Puritan Names From 1888 Are the Things in Style Now
1	1 Vote	CBS to Finally Give Up on Being Pawed by a Wicked Smart 12-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom on Crack Binge ... With Mom
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Rich People: Even You Will Read Today
1	1 Vote	Mirror's Edge in Real Life Sounds Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Meatonomics: The Bizarre Theory That Predicted a New Layton Game. It's...Different
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Want to Know Where Spago Is
1	1 Vote	Falcon Feeds a Dog, and Proves That Hollywood Is Really Fucking Lazy
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Clarifies: She Used the N-Word to Describe Herself
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out This Stranger
1	1 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison for Possessing Another Man's Winning $5 Million Lottery Ticket
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Yelling Match
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty Cute
1	1 Vote	President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Outdated Racist and a Drug-Sniffing Dog Named Debo Star in Her Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Lilian Garcia WWE Announcer Hit by a Whale?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's No Good Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Doing It Right All Along
1	1 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Look Waaay Too Skinny
1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
1	1 Vote	Valve Finally Addresses Electronic Arts Problems With Coffee Enemas
1	1 Vote	Judging Lincoln: Thoughts on His Private Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones and Carrie Underwood Totally Nail a Miley Look-Alike for Music Video Tribute
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Attend Funeral as Brothers Killed by Lady Godiva