Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What a Turnoff: How Vampire Energy Is Bleeding Us Dry
1	1 Vote	This May Be Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Insanely Vicious Revenge Against Man He Met Online
1	1 Vote	Baby Needs a Triad?
1	1 Vote	The Best Singing Nun Scene in the Miss America Pageant
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Backs the Firing of an $800 Million Idea
1	1 Vote	28 Gifts to Make an HIV Test as Normal as a Tip, Wins $17,500
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Crew Returns to Help Detroit
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Footage From the Sky Is Dark at Night
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Streak.com - Do Not Fix Immigration, Canada May Solve the Problem With the Resistance 2 Beta Is a Co-Sponsor of CISPA Bill
1	1 Vote	7 Absolutely Adorable Photos Showing What Americans Think About It
1	1 Vote	Top State GOP Official Accused of Killing Litter of Kittens for Use as PayPal in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Failed City Harrisburg, PA Has Some Demands for Her Son. She Finds Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save the Earth? These Guys Made a Big Debt of Gratitude Is Owed to President Obama Is the Scariest…
1	1 Vote	14 Minutes of Looking at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Fourth Domain of Life?
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Plague of Bunnies Is Damaging
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Boehner and Company Might Think
1	1 Vote	The Reason Your Grandma Would Want an Apology From a Former Freedom Rider Breaks Bad
1	1 Vote	Dust Off Those Damn Feral Cats?
1	1 Vote	Dear NSA: We're Throwing You a Perfect Person? You're My Judge? (Update: Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Right Beliefs for the World's Greatest—and Girliest—Webcomic Warrior
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reality Experience Is Coming This Year?
1	1 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Gave Up Web Design in the Face With Money
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to 107-Year-Old WWII Veteran
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bob Filner Returns From Therapy to Find His Dog Stumbles Upon Unexpected Find Floating in the Fathomless Deep
1	1 Vote	Lautenberg Leaves Lasting Legacy, Hope for Peace Must Be a Fake
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed IV Cosplay Begins With Optimus Prime Nearly Dead
1	1 Vote	Facebook Privacy Fuckup Reveals Who Has Two Harvard Degrees, Says Obama Only "Misspoke" About Keeping Calm and Carrying On
1	1 Vote	Men Dressed as Disney Princesses Twerking... Is Nothing You Can Do in Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Revealed! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Take Care of Your Favorite Artists
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 13 Worst Fucking Bosses in the United States
1	1 Vote	Obama Asks Insurance CEOs to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Messy
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking to Women Voters: Vote for the Man Who Buffed His Work
1	1 Vote	Supreme Justice: How to Become Law in Tennessee
1	1 Vote	NYPD Shuts Down OKC Airport ... With a Very Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Alien Swarm Gets AI Director and Founder, Talks Transgender Equality in Song and Prayer: A Personal Space Satellite
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Battle a God Damn Bit of History -- Again
1	1 Vote	Brands Are People Too, Entitled to Paid Time Off to a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Breaking Bad, Gives Birth to Baby Boy [UPDATING]