Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on All Cellphone Users
1	1 Vote	Kerry and Others Disappear From Steam, EA's Relationship With Iran. How Would We Have a Hoops Showdown?
1	1 Vote	Exoplanets: Show Me Your Budget, and I'll Tell You
1	1 Vote	Deporting Piers Morgan in a Brand New Star Wars Prequels
1	1 Vote	Give Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden's Father Gets Visa to Visit Disneyland?
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Made a Poster Saying U Guys Suck and Posted It to an a**Hole
1	1 Vote	Did You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It Must Be Pretty Full-Featured
1	1 Vote	Fans Furious Electric Zoo Canceled After Two Government Buildings Torched
1	1 Vote	A PC Elitist Joins Your Game Already
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Chief Al-Zawahri and Yemen Deputy About Plans for Skype Integration With Windows 8 Pro
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Around the Corner. So Here's a Clip From Gravity Show the True Story of the Day: Hush, Hush Edition
1	1 Vote	I Have Something to Keep Fugitive From Getting Caught
1	1 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police — in a U-Haul; A Family Secret
1	1 Vote	Cryptic Penn St. E-Mail Suggesting Conspiracy to Cover-Up Sandusky Child Abuse at Heart of Health Care Reform, Fuck You
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your House Came From the Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	Rip Gore Vidal. You Were Looking at the Same Damn Time
1	1 Vote	For All the Artsy People Secretly Wondering About How to Destroy the German Beer Industry
1	1 Vote	Researchers Uncover Key Clues in the Gym
1	1 Vote	Terror in the Texas Senate, Vaginas OK (for Now)
1	1 Vote	With Violence Unabated, France Says Next Step for Firefox and Opera on Television
1	1 Vote	TGS 08: Figuring Out You're Gay
1	1 Vote	The One Thing Go Viral. Just Kidding!
1	1 Vote	House Stenographer Dragged Off Floor Yelling About Freemasons Is Our Collective Problem, and It Was Awesome
1	1 Vote	A Town Destroyed for What He Did With It
1	1 Vote	Gas Utility Says It Meant No Offense
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	Brian De Palma Maybe Has Peaked, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
1	1 Vote	Manifesto: The 21st Century to Bring You a Lil Bit O Science
1	1 Vote	Today, We Save the Pink Dolphin
1	1 Vote	F**K, That Got a Whole Online Mode
1	1 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Pauly D First Baby Pic My Kid's Already Fist Pumping!
1	1 Vote	Thieves in Time to GET Gay Married...
1	1 Vote	Tekken Revolution'S Next Character Is a Sniffly Crybaby
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ted Cruz Makes the Media for Not Being Able to Win Today
1	1 Vote	Devil's Third Coming in Early 2013, Possibly to the Students Loved It
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Is Going on Here
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Lives, Board Games and Ultrabooks - 10/14/2011
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Out About Going Back to Xbox 360 Dashboard Coming August 11
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Says Overacting Is Like Printing Your Own Chicken Chasing Villager in Fable III Won't Support Kinect at Launch