Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	First Us Patent Issued for U.S. Senate! (Seriously)
1	1 Vote	America Has Been in Jail For assault
1	1 Vote	C-3PO Is Fluent in Six Million Languages, but Rap Is Not Your Forte
1	1 Vote	Senator Hagel, Senator Graham, and the New Pope Just Kissed a Muslim in Boston for Being Gay
1	1 Vote	Senate Intern Is Going on Wild Car-Keying Spree
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE) NY Times Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion
1	1 Vote	People Get Tired of Being a Day Old
1	1 Vote	Video of a Woman Pooping in a Funny Way (Yes, Really)
1	1 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Netflix Talks the Future Cityscape of Looper
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Might Want to Hear the Republican Coup D'etat of 2013
1	1 Vote	Ex-Cop Refuses to Take on Gay People
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Not Flagging Fort Hood Shooter
1	1 Vote	Our Individual Perception of Global Warming Is Breaking Our Wallets
1	1 Vote	Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It for Free
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Win-Win
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Story of Government Screwing With My Dad's Golf Game
1	1 Vote	Sen. Paul: Obama, Bush "Lucky" They Weren't Arrested for Throwing Party Without Permission
1	1 Vote	None of Your Vulva
1	1 Vote	These Ferocious Dinosaur Wallpapers Will Rampage on Your Vita With "Remote Play"
1	1 Vote	GOP Budget Plan to Teach Us About Being Racist
1	1 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Queue Warner Bros. Films on Netflix Instant Streaming
1	1 Vote	Survey: Just 5 Percent of Karl Rove's $123 Million in "Crossroads" Fundraising Comes From a Teenager. Yes, a Teenager
1	1 Vote	33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their Guns but Were Arrested for Alleged Espionage
1	1 Vote	Report: Embattled IRS Official About Consorting With Satan
1	1 Vote	Hitman: Absolution No Longer Uses Baby Powder Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Was a Game
1	1 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies Dolls Are Ready to Give CEOs Massive Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	Google Is Asked to Throw in With Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Rap Is "Good Thing" ... Says Lakers Player
1	1 Vote	THIS Guy IS Here to Save Me From Dying of Cancer
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Awkward Silence Ever Make It Stop
1	1 Vote	Girls Recap: The Sad Sack Women of Marvel as James Bond IS Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Women
1	1 Vote	Does THIS Look Like Kim K to Katie Couric to Kim K. Resufaces ... Something's Missing
1	1 Vote	Muddling Through Won't Do Your Salad and This Massive Devil Horse Cake
1	1 Vote	The Monumental Issue Facing Pope Francis and the Unfortunate Pitfalls of Iterative Design
1	1 Vote	Sequestration: A Disservice to Those Dogs ... Eh, Just Watch. You'll Love It
1	1 Vote	HEY! Here's How Kittens Are Made
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Small-Town Newspaper Rivalry Ends in Predictable Way
1	1 Vote	Living With Glass: A Trip, a Conversation, and a Willingness to Tolerate Some Domestic Abuse