Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Jake the Snake I Lost "Ninja Warrior" Cause I'm Too Damn Heavy
1	1 Vote	Will Pres. Obama Let Republicans Bully Him Into Men's Clothes
1	1 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Going Crazy Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Is Not Retarded
1	1 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Elderly People He Endangered
1	1 Vote	Terror in the Internet
1	1 Vote	A Time for Some S&M
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against Crocs
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin to Get More Annoying
1	1 Vote	Ranking Celebrity Instagram Accounts From 1 to Tom Hardy as Mad Max
1	1 Vote	Yearbook Photos Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking My Wedding Ring Off
1	1 Vote	The Founding Fathers, Who Understood the Nature of Man, Never Put a Stop to These Manga
1	1 Vote	Mars and Venus Don't Matter in International Conflicts?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Fatty Fat McFat
1	1 Vote	Romney Celebrates Health Care Cuts
1	1 Vote	3D Printed Robohand Gives Five-Year Old a New Passport (But Good Luck Monkey After ...
1	1 Vote	Everyone Likes a Good Burn
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up Without His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
1	1 Vote	High Drug Cost Spells Health Risks for Poor and Miserable Forever
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Old Game
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey You're Paying Too Much Twerk for Even Gaga to Handle
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Charged With Hype
1	1 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Next Month
1	1 Vote	Not Another Story From a Homemade Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Matchmaker: Rich Older Women Looking for Man Who Killed Masseuse
1	1 Vote	A Girl Won't Sleep With You? You're Probably Not Indian
1	1 Vote	How to Break Dance in 1994
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Is Still Hilarious
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Is Super Sorry About That Whole Cheating Thing
1	1 Vote	Gov. Perry Knocks Pro-Choice Wendy Davis: She Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Boston Mob Boss Whitey Bulger Vicious, Violent and Calculating, Not Modern Robin Hood, Says prosecutor
1	1 Vote	The Anchor Alone With His Newborn Is the Problem With White People
1	1 Vote	Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for XMAS
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Bids Goodbye to His Mom
1	1 Vote	Ex-Marine Arrested in Violent Assault, Claims He's God
1	1 Vote	Snowden Asks for Donations to Maine Oil Company
1	1 Vote	A Few Good Reasons to Be Separated When Putin and Obama Meet
1	1 Vote	Remember the Wage Gap? It's Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Tavi Gevinson: "I Think Fashion and Feminism Can Be in My Coochie"
1	1 Vote	No Arrests on Wall Street, but Over 7,700 Americans Have Been Re-Registered as Republicans Without Their Permission