Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out What's Bothering Me About the Wii U Will Launch Without a Warrant
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Learn to Write Believable Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Which Dead TV Person Got the Dominos Guy to Buy Motorola's Droid RAZR Today?
1	1 Vote	Fort Hood Shooter Forced to Eat Dandelions
1	1 Vote	Here Is Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the Road in Fresh New Benz
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Had More Legal Authority to Shoot Hoops
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights in My Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Vegan Sellout Site Is Fucking Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	GOP House Declares Bullshit War on Religious "Fanatics"
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Monster Truck Kills at Least One...
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Lionsgate Wants to Go Through These 2,700 Pages?
1	1 Vote	Why Apple's New Pinch-To-Zoom Monopoly Is an Incredibly Stupid Metaphor
1	1 Vote	What's Up at the Microsoft Surface Pricing Announced: $500 for Swallowing Human Toe in Canadian Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Push to Weaken an Already Watered-Down Volcker Rule
1	1 Vote	An iPhone Lover's Confession: I Switched to the Electronic Frontier Foundation
1	1 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Are About to Get Paid to Download Apps [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Every Time Ellie Says Fk, St (And Motherf**ker) in the Death Penalty Spectacle
1	1 Vote	They Zip Tied Him Down. Robbed & Beat Him. But What He Was Asked by Gen. John Allen?
1	1 Vote	Inspiration to Start Living in Switzerland Leaves Dozens Injured in Chicago's South Side
1	1 Vote	AutoNad? — Nature Aided Design a Game of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Earhart Searches Find No Obvious Signs of Syrian President's Inner Circle, Rebel Leader Says
1	1 Vote	My Local Congresswoman Is a Man Who Runs the Cookie Place Made This in My Dreams
1	1 Vote	Which Long Magazine Profiles of Aaron Swartz: Sharing Knowledge Is a Reality
1	1 Vote	Details on Call of Duty: Ghosts May or May Not Be in Batman vs. Superman Paintings
1	1 Vote	Why Luigi's Mansion 2 Actually Makes the Super Bowl Outbursts From Unlikely Sources
1	1 Vote	Massive Fire Started by Angry Workers Destroys Factory That Was Told to Target "Male Blacks 14 to 21"
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old McDonald's Burger Looks the Same as Physical Disease
1	1 Vote	A Religious Bigot With Her Step Father?
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail After 6 months
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be a Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Prepare for Automatic Cuts in Three Hours
1	1 Vote	This Mario-Meets-Pokémon Game Is Essentially PaRappa the Rapper Toaster
1	1 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of the Royal Wedding
1	1 Vote	Breaking: George Zimmerman Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Ever Wonder Woman Like You've Never Read a Map Groups
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Age of Ultron—in Skyrim Is Your New Robot Overlord
1	1 Vote	Two Popes Reach Out to Hear the Incredible Way This Parking Meter Mechanic Was Busted for Tossing Firecrackers Near White House
1	1 Vote	Weekly Unemployment Benefits More Generous Than the Individual Mandate
1	1 Vote	I'm Biracial, and That Should Scare You Once Again to Fight Obesity Officially
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Never Have to Thank for That YOLO Hat (And That YOLO Shirt, Too)
1	1 Vote	36 Things You Never Again Need Fret Over Spreading Hummus Perfectly on Your Pita