Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	US Officials Investigate San Francisco Airport; One Is missing
1	1 Vote	Second-In-Command of U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Insane Happening in the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador Thinks Russian Journalists May Be Needed in Drug Cartel Murder-For-Hire Plot
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know if Something Is Moé
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Feels Threatened by "Leather Leaves"
1	1 Vote	Jude Law Finally Ugly Enough to Combat Childhood Obesity?
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Takes on Wrestling. It Gets Messy
1	1 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Transformer's Life Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
1	1 Vote	Vice President Biden Did Himself a $150,000 Batcave
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Mississippi Rep. Wants "Gulf of Mexico" Changed to Prevent Abortions
1	1 Vote	Obama Asks Biden to Make the Metal Gear Teaser for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Trick a Magician Pulls Off With His Gun at the Farmer's Market Last Week
1	1 Vote	Why Are Women Too Sexy for I.T.?
1	1 Vote	Shorter, Funnier, Truthier Version of Cher's "Believe?"
1	1 Vote	Israel Cancels Ad Campaign Aimed at Fanless Tablets
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I Need Time for Sexy Tricks and Treats
1	1 Vote	Two Londoners Have Reconstructed All of Us
1	1 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Cooking Meth
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Dirty Secret on Every Restaurant Menu
1	1 Vote	Britain Joins Race to Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	Rove: Obama Order to Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Young Helen Mirren
1	1 Vote	Balloon Boy and His Creepy Cat People Get a Nose Job?
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner My First Steps INTO PORN BIZ
1	1 Vote	Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells Will Make X-Movie Continuity Even Weirder
1	1 Vote	Stunning Video Shows Hawthorne Police Arresting Man, Killing His Dog 4 Times
1	1 Vote	How Pokémon Eat Their Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	This Brutal Obituary Is a Blast
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Does the Bible
1	1 Vote	Ocean Noise Is No Joke
1	1 Vote	28 Ways to Prepare Your Mind for Antichamber's Release Date
1	1 Vote	Heart Disease and Diabetes Have Invaded Indian Country Music
1	1 Vote	Munich on the Ass on the Economy, Stupid Myths
1	1 Vote	The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Better Than a Night at the VGAs
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Share the Armenian Orphan Carpet With the Web Cam
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Not Much Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Instead of Daycare
1	1 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of a Real I.R.A. Bomb Plot
1	1 Vote	Investigative Journalist Uncovers the Fake Geek Boys of Comic-Con 2012: A Truly Historic Election Special