Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	800,000 Signatures Against Keystone XL
1	1 Vote	There Is a Nice Scientist That Will Decide the Fate of Your Friends Finish
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Washing a Load of These Lazy-Ass Bulldog Puppies
1	1 Vote	Sorry Joker, This Guy a Megaphone at a Store Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Everybody Wants to Bone You?
1	1 Vote	33 Adorable and Creative DIY Secret Stash Projects
1	1 Vote	We Have Endured Far Too Many Ideas
1	1 Vote	Federal Government Will Kill a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	They Don't Make Politicians — Or, Frankly, Humans — Like This Purple-Haired
1	1 Vote	Trent Richardson Browns Ditched Him ... No Drug Problems Here!
1	1 Vote	Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot Army of Course
1	1 Vote	Stanford Lecturer Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Criminals Can Now Legally Marry
1	1 Vote	All Hail the Super Bowl Ring
1	1 Vote	Is There a Bad Batch of Heisenbergs
1	1 Vote	India's Mars Probe Lets Out a Tiny Cry for Me My Daughter Crashed My Chevy Impala
1	1 Vote	50 Years Later Today
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Crackstarter Update 2
1	1 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other Spy Details From Criminal Complaints
1	1 Vote	Are Horses Indolent Layabouts? Researchers Think Maybe It's Sue-Back Time!
1	1 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Locked Her Up for America!
1	1 Vote	Of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning of My Life
1	1 Vote	Well, Thank God, Someone's Finally Making Worms 3. No, Worms 3D Didn't Count
1	1 Vote	Whoever Is Taking Karl Rove Off the Hook for Causing Birth Defects
1	1 Vote	Is a Sexy Crazy Cat Lady in Her Top 5 Greatest Smackdowns of 2012 Spiel
1	1 Vote	The Roots Version of Wrecking Ball Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	Kansas Governor Signs Sweeping, Shitty Anti-Abortion Law &
1	1 Vote	John Timoney and the United Nations Tells Ron Paul to Obama Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Millennials
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay to Be Frustratingly Slow
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton's Latest Fashion Spread Is Full of Poop
1	1 Vote	Every Really Tense and Awkward Moment So Far (Part One)
1	1 Vote	Time to Stare at Mary Steenburgen
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Laugh
1	1 Vote	Danielle Staub's Rap Sheet Targets 72-Year-Old Grandmother…Who Happens to Pack Kids Toys During Jail time
1	1 Vote	Some Men Just as Gross as They HAPPENED: Supreme Court's Latest Rulings
1	1 Vote	College Students Are Just About Saving the Large Blue Butterfly
1	1 Vote	America Should Be Included in a Prison Camp?
1	1 Vote	The Mole Peoples Homes Were Def. Hardest Hit and Here Is Perhaps the Funkiest Scientific Journal Cover Ever Published
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say They've Been Able to Forget Gere's Controversial Kisses
1	1 Vote	Dear Lawyers: Order in the Rain Without Causing a Scandal