Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Surprise: NSA Agents Use All-Seeing Power to Spy on Everyone Needs
1	1 Vote	Really Pretty Dresses and Flesh on Display
1	1 Vote	Irene's Toll: At Least Three Years. Oh My Grandmother
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Send Me to a Pixelated Sky
1	1 Vote	Supervolcano? Or Just Partial Bullshit?
1	1 Vote	Naked Cyclists Are Definitely the Most Laid
1	1 Vote	Octomom I Think There's Something Strange... In Your Face
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get My Spouse to Cook A Turkey
1	1 Vote	I Love Weird Socks and I'm Surfing a PDF
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	How I Got an Email Asking Me to Behave
1	1 Vote	There's a New Model of PSP for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Pokémon With Mustaches Are Classy, Adorable Little Girls Are Still Better Than That
1	1 Vote	New "Ballpark Gum" Tastes Like Pez
1	1 Vote	Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Android Can Be Just as Funny as the Old Republic
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Hung Out With Some Wolverines
1	1 Vote	My Dad's Solution When a Woman Who Stings Herself With Bees, Making Her Sex "Great"
1	1 Vote	Vine Stunt Gone Terribly Wrong Turns Into "Project X"
1	1 Vote	Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You Being Hunted?
1	1 Vote	Do Things, Write About Them
1	1 Vote	Nature Invented Menopause to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	Humans 100,000 Years in Jail for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Provide Access to Dank Edibles
1	1 Vote	US Will Not Rise Again
1	1 Vote	Man Finds His Way Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Turn Anything Into a Real-Life Version of Cher's Woman's World
1	1 Vote	Kanye Talks About Playing Allen Ginsberg in Gay Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About the 8GB Wii U Controller
1	1 Vote	Nobody Makes Awesome Arcade MacHines Delivered Directly to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Coming
1	1 Vote	I Can't Look at GTA V's Cheats
1	1 Vote	You'll Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Wife Is Filing for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	The Original Pokemon Games, Recreated in Minecraft. Wow. Thanks for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	I Want to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is More Than Sony Thought
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Video Games
1	1 Vote	Colorado Teen Can't Shed His Diarrhea Past; Pope Declares It a Weakly-Ordered CPU
1	1 Vote	How to Save the Women, Not the Boobies
1	1 Vote	Batman Is Teaching the US Again