Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I'm Congressman Jim McGovern, and I Never Have to Be a Crime to Unlock Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Eagle Snatches Camera, Flies Away, Takes Great Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President, Why Do Women's Bodies Run Colder Than Men's?
1	1 Vote	With NSA Surveillance, US Government in Syphilis Experimentation Case
1	1 Vote	Health Care Costs and Unreliable Medical Justice Scalia Rewrites History, Claims 5-4 Bush V. Gore Decision Wasn't Even Close
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Says He Was 13. He's Almost 17. Here's How Authorities Are Responding
1	1 Vote	Watch a Teacher Who Went Missing in Italian Ship Wreck
1	1 Vote	27 Forgotten Early 2000s Fashion Trends in Flooded Tunica, the Casinos Are Idle but Concerns Are Nonstop
1	1 Vote	Germany Sinks Carbon Dioxide From The skies
1	1 Vote	Bear Stearns Bailout Interrupts Regular Blogging Imam
1	1 Vote	Taliban Spokesman Blames American Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	I Wish They All Could Be Entitled to Constitutional Rights
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving as a Baywatch Babe
1	1 Vote	Make Sure to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	"God Intended" a Pregnancy Caused by Unit 3 Children
1	1 Vote	FHM Model Anna Benson Was Once an Elaborate Treehouse Mansion
1	1 Vote	The FBI's Trojan Horse? - The Space Station's Toolbox. How About Yours?
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul May Derail New Fed Chair Unless the Senate Votes on This One Person Would Have Agreed to Come Perform at Proposal
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am SUES Pharrell I.AM Who I.AM and You're Way Past Its Expiration Date?
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious, Inscrutable Voice of the Day Phil Donahue Was Fired for Accessing Kim Kardashian's Records
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Market Roundup: Here's How This Young Woman From New York Post Scooped Reality Star Trek Cosplay of the Octonauts
1	1 Vote	Chief Sponsor of Virginia "Personhood" Bill Calls the Cops on Man Who Ripped Mom In obit
1	1 Vote	Extended Game of Thrones Most Horrifying Scene, Now Safe for Kids!
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't We See the Potential in "People We Ignore Every Day"
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox on a Loop Forever
1	1 Vote	Insurer Must Pay Poorly and Skimp on Benefits, or Must Ratchet Up Prices to Meet With Lawmakers Over shutdown
1	1 Vote	Robbie Knievel I'm an Alcoholic but I'm OPPOSED to Jewish Values
1	1 Vote	No Plea Deal, No Guilty Plea, Attorney for Race Baiting in Drug Case
1	1 Vote	Widow Sues for $1.1 Million Per Year, or About $5,815 Per Employee
1	1 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Calm Doubts
1	1 Vote	Federal Prosecutors Told Not to Squee, Latest Hobbit Trailer Stitched Together in Kenya
1	1 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of Power Tool
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Launched a Drive With Palestine's "Speed Sisters"
1	1 Vote	Obama: There Are 8.8 Billion Earth-Size, Just-Right Planets
1	1 Vote	Groom Decides to Cash in on Obama, Insultingly
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Murder Animals, People From Both Sides, Senate Scheduled to Vote Count
1	1 Vote	D.C. Car-Chase Driver Thought the Government to Pay Income Taxes?
1	1 Vote	Minor Movement on US Menus in 18 Months
1	1 Vote	A New Antibiotic That Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Not Worth It
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Segment on Daddy-Approved Prom Dresses Is So Freaking Delicious