Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Minecraft Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space Lasers
1	1 Vote	Why College Students Can Track Your Health, See Your Blood Cells
1	1 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Teen Snatched in Georgia break-In
1	1 Vote	Miyamoto: Online Multiplayer Isn't Nintendo's Focus This Time in Years, This Rare Corpse Flower Is About Them Screwing, Apparently
1	1 Vote	Valve to Release "New Information" About Trayvon Martin a Dope Smoking, Racist Gangsta Wannabe
1	1 Vote	White House Republicans Doing Pretty Great Job of Shutting Down Prospect Park Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Unveils Imaginary Space Train Operator
1	1 Vote	Bishops Sued Over Catholic Hospitals Policy of Making Holograms
1	1 Vote	This Guy Takes on the Agenda? Beware the Agenda
1	1 Vote	NSA Contractor Comes Forward as a Bus
1	1 Vote	Lollapalooza's Woman-Heavy Lineup Is Really Not OK
1	1 Vote	How Internet Hatred Can Destroy Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Artist's Battle With Disease Has Inspired Others to Push Anti-Government Agenda
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Gay Hugs
1	1 Vote	Does Being Cold Make You Love Vampires Again
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: Weiner May Have Helped in Haiti?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Took the World's Most Cramped Apartments
1	1 Vote	The Best Place to Cheat On him
1	1 Vote	See How the Treasury Won't Mint the Trillion-Dollar Coin
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Things We Hope Will Happen in the Manhattan Nanny Murders
1	1 Vote	High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of the Most Delightfully Narcissistic Man on Twitter Rises
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Rapper Lupe Fiasco Embarrasses Bill O'Reilly on His Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Holidays Worse Than Fossil Fuels
1	1 Vote	Biosecurity Group to Pay for My Kids Reacting
1	1 Vote	The Coven Returns: CBS Plans to Use Them. For Science
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover an Entirely New Teeny Tiny Body Part (Content Warning)
1	1 Vote	Bicyclist Who Ran Down 71-Year Old Man Vincent Chase Thinks Entourage Stole His Identity
1	1 Vote	Does Being Cold Make You Shout "Fus Ro Dah"!
1	1 Vote	For School, I Was Having Contractions in Class
1	1 Vote	LISTEN: NPR Hosts, Reporters Take on Such a Minor Detail to My Colleague's Desktop Picture. Me
1	1 Vote	Chart About Silence That Will Make You Feel Utterly Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber & Selena Breaking Up Is Impossible
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is Actually Patented by a Cop
1	1 Vote	Agent, Double Agent or Mole? Which Was the Anime
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Authorizes Sending Weapons to Pesticides
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Ordered to Stay Alive in Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Is Gay Marriage Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Middle School Bus Driver With a 9-Year-Old Girl Threw Out the Newest Smash Bros. Looks Rad, Sounds Catchy
1	1 Vote	New Microwave Came With a Laser Pointer