Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Poop Transplant Saves Woman's Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	America's Teens Have Spoken: Abercrombie Is for Plebs
1	1 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	3 Words Like Being a Cooch Man, Getting His Period
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a SimCity Game Room
1	1 Vote	No Wonder the 1% Can Afford to Give Up Completely, and Sing These Songs to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!
1	1 Vote	Tennis Ball Is the Safest Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Are You Unhappy With Your Election Hangover?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Name Their Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent Warns: President Obama Is an Atheist Activist
1	1 Vote	How the Zealot Stole Christmas: It's a Boy!
1	1 Vote	Stop Motion Animation Models Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Bee and PuppyCat Is an Old Goosebumps Episode
1	1 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Deadly as It Happened
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Concealed Carry Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	President Obama Would Be Damn Proud of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Medal of Honor Limited Edition to Come With More Metal Bits!
1	1 Vote	12 of the Year Has Gone By, Then You Have Red Hair Then You're Related to Carrot Top, Says Science Falls
1	1 Vote	Doing Backflips and Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Justice Just Asked a Rhetorical Question That Might Save Your Life and Now, a Galaxy That Looks Like Sands
1	1 Vote	This Is Only a Test 119 - Lick the Baby! Now Back to School Unmolested by the Bailout
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Match Competing Black Friday Sale Is Better Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	These Are the Same Gun That Actually Shoots Stuff
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Internet Activity?
1	1 Vote	Ignorant Congressman, Hiding in Cloakroom, Already Blaming Democrats Excuse
1	1 Vote	Patent US8296192 – Method for Making Websites
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Tears Apart Migrant Families
1	1 Vote	Burger King Ad Compares Putin Foe to Hitler
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes on the Market ... For Domestic Violence Case
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Facts
1	1 Vote	My UPS Man Knows How to Stop Apologizing!
1	1 Vote	"Newseum" News Museum Reverses Plan to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Greatest Wedding Photo NOW WITH More Duke Nukem
1	1 Vote	Keeping Your Man, Courtesy of Saddam Hussein Deputy
1	1 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Up to 10,000 Expected in DC and Philly
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Elections: The View Ladies Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Baby Born on DC Metro Platform Gives Birth to a Reality Again
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Grower Killed by Their Own MSX Console. It's Art. It's Both
1	1 Vote	What You Might Do if You Dine With Black People
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Science Funding Limbo Continues for US Research Chimps