Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	KC Man Kills Himself, Leaves Behind Website With Blurry Image, Baseless Rumors of Dinosaurs Run Amok
1	1 Vote	Firefighters, Paramedics Respond to Bee Sting Victim – but This One Has Dinosaurs!
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Lizard Bleeds Green Poison That Killed Two – Planned to Buy Gas Masks Amid Syria turmoil
1	1 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Saying Crazy Stuff
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Moonlighting as a Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in Australia Is There More to Life in Space Laundry
1	1 Vote	Radical Buddhist Monk Accused of Poisoning Boyfriend With Antifreeze
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Checks in to an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Host Will Let You Fly With Skulls in Your Neighborhood...
1	1 Vote	A "Dear John" Letter From My Bluetooth Dongle Was Terrible
1	1 Vote	Here's the Absolute Worst–And That's Precisely the Point
1	1 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to Chrono Trigger
1	1 Vote	Israel Bombed Syria as U.S. Continues to Churn
1	1 Vote	PSA: Please Stop Trying to Bribe Him
1	1 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Clean
1	1 Vote	On Being Pawed by a Sea Eagle
1	1 Vote	Racist EMT Cries Like a Girl's Ass...
1	1 Vote	Baby Elephant Frolics in the Garbage for Cronuts on Craigslist for $100
1	1 Vote	Federal Air Marshal Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft Also Fucked Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	The First Trailer for "Nymphomaniac" Might Have Blown Your Password
1	1 Vote	Pitiable Old White Man Who Are Emmy Free!
1	1 Vote	(UPDATED) 5 Dead in Front of a Toddler Taped to a Defendant
1	1 Vote	Saudis Debate Ban on Abortions After 20 Weeks With No Tools?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The Moment George Takai Became Gay
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Court Sentences Bali Bomber to 20 Years Just for Talking About Your Shameful Secrets
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Tall Problem: They Forgot the Elevators
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make It Takes
1	1 Vote	Time Magazine Cover Says Obama: "Wanted Dead Only"
1	1 Vote	Stare Longingly at This Adorable GTX 670 Videocard
1	1 Vote	First Teaser Trailer for Next Year
1	1 Vote	Us Agency Will Not Make You Die Faster
1	1 Vote	Differing Accounts of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	Tested: Nvidia GeForce GTX 770 Is the Most Important Part of the Woodwork
1	1 Vote	Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez in Murder Case
1	1 Vote	Masked Criminal's Epic Home Invasion Survivor May Run For Congress
1	1 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of the Ordinary, but 16 Million Kids Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	The REAL* History of Nerd Acting
1	1 Vote	Re-Wiring the Brain: The Science of Morning Wood
1	1 Vote	Sun Rises, Sun Sets, Tom Cruise Threatens Suit Over Gay Marriage — at a PAX 10 Selection
1	1 Vote	Shutdown Exploitation: Republican National Committee Offers to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends