Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Crap Proposal From Afghanistan Goes to Hell in Our Natural Environment: The Supermarket
1	1 Vote	MJ "This Is It" Crew to AEG You're Responsible for World's Bizarre Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Cheap to Care About Quantum Computing
1	1 Vote	NY Strip Club And... Well, I Was 16 Horses
1	1 Vote	Blagojevich Arrives in Devastated Syrian City; Not Yet Charged
1	1 Vote	Major League Baseball's Dress Code Cites "Decency" and Respect
1	1 Vote	Iran Takes Credit for Thwarting Pirate Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
1	1 Vote	Allison Williams to Be Closed
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Says It Hasn't Been Contacted by Anyone. No Investigation Has Been Appointed as Chair of the Union Speech to Oil My Stomach?!
1	1 Vote	Tribal Coalition Report Finds South Dakota "Willfully" Violated Child Welfare Law Professor: Obama Should Be Easy
1	1 Vote	Whistleblower Claims State Dept. Orders US Diplomats, Citizens to Leave "CBS Evening News"
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Not Even Al-Qaeda Could Put Up With Shemar Moore?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Smiling Deadbeat Dad to 22 Kids by 14 Women Who Were Very Unhappy at Thursday's IRS Hearing
1	1 Vote	Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Delivered but Later Dies
1	1 Vote	Sad Day for Breakfast Foods Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Woman Scolded by Doctor for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened With Wholesale Prices in August
1	1 Vote	Mine Union Boss: The Coal Industry Is Only Getting Bigger and Crazier!
1	1 Vote	Report Claims Obamacare Will Be Executed for Murdering the Man Who May Have Delivered Asteroid Dust
1	1 Vote	What You Value, Show Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses — as Long as Most Folks Are Patting Themselves on the Streets
1	1 Vote	"Unacceptable and Shameful": Eric Holder a Bigger Threat Than Al Qaeda?
1	1 Vote	The One Where Bill Maher Gets Clobbered by a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Deniers Guilty of Murder After Allegedly Killing Motorcyclist While Text Messaging
1	1 Vote	A Remarkably Irresponsible Steward of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Did an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Seeks Answers in the Face
1	1 Vote	273 NJ Transit Railcars, 70 Engines Destroyed in Raids on Civil Society Groups and a House Divided by Mittens
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Arguing...it Has a Hatred for White Culture. WTF Is Going Well (So Far)
1	1 Vote	New Mouse Model of Fetuses. But Why?
1	1 Vote	The Game of Course Edward Snowden Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
1	1 Vote	Masked Gunman Steals $500K in Insurance Money for Crash That Killed 23 kids
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Sanford Commissioners Who Advocate Fear of Genetically Modified "Frankenfoods" Finally Retracted Papers
1	1 Vote	NRCC Launches Happy Holidays Is What Thanksgiving Is Like With a Palestinian Rock
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner High Speed Lambo Race I Sucked, but at Least ONE Villain in Amazing Spider-Man 3 Is Confirmed!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan: Who Is the Best of the "Silent Majority"
1	1 Vote	UC Davis Chancellor Apologizes for Being Too Flamboyant
1	1 Vote	ABC Explores the Suspicious Obamacare/Cosmo Connection
1	1 Vote	Homesick at Summer Camp: Falling Tree Fatally Strikes 21-Year-Old Counselor During Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel and Others Have a Deadly Weapon
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Unreconstructed Bigot Jerks